Here’s a good reason to never live in Australia. A couple in Australia had an unexpected guest at their home: a massive Huntsman spider. Presumably called that because they hunt men. This thing was the size of a dinner plate and appeared on a glass patio door. So basically you need a fly swatter the size of a car tire to kill it. And if you miss it will just hug your face and impregnate you.
They never did kill it so it is probably in the couple’s garden still, waiting to strangle their cat. Hell no! Never going to Australia.
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Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan
This video shows some kind of hairy bizarre creature allegedly captured in the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan. It is pretty damn weird and pretty damn hairy. It has a hairless face surrounded by a mass of fur. And those eyes.They just dart around like this thing is looking for it’s next meal. The creature also has black fingernails. Later in the video, it walks around on two legs all creepy-like.
Did they adopt this freak of nature? Where did the couple find it? Also, it looks like they may have put a small pair of pants on it and socks. Hard to tell. Are they even going to shave that hairy beast? So many questions.
https://youtu.be/Sxb0CEwai4U
Frank Zappa Has A Panty Quilt
Panty Quilt. Say it like 5 times. Sounds weird. Anyway, Frank Zappa’s 1981 tour featured a musical sequence called “Panty Rap”. He encouraged women to throw their panties on stage. I also encourage this, except I don’t have a stage. I just ask that you throw them at your computer, tablet or phone. Then tell me about it. Anyway, a lot of women threw their panties on stage. Bras too. So after the tour was over, he commissioned this quilt made of the underwear. Wow. Only real men have panty quilts and Zappa is the manliest of all. I hereby call him the Pantychrist!
Image credit: Flickr user Rian Castillo
via Neatorama
Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet
I can’t be the only one who is creeped out by the Praying Mantis. It is just wrong and creepy. Get it away. Get that Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet out of my face. *Sprays raid all over your face* I warned you. You’re gonna wanna put some milk on that. Sorry, I’m all out.
What the hell are they praying for anyway? Even more nightmarish looks? They describe this toy as “Great fun for toddlers and children”. More like “Great fun for the therapists that are gonna get rich cuz your kid is traumatized for life”. And you know why too. F**k Praying Mantises!
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Demonic Goat Born in Argentina Looks Like Krampus
Something weird is going on with the goats in Argentina. Like this baby goat for instance. It was born sporting a demon face that kind of looks like Krampus. The goat stillborn and scared the bejesus out of observers so much that they called the police to investigate. The police were probably like, “Uhhh. That’s damn ugly. You on your own!” then left.
https://youtu.be/kSoAVo0OJsc
The rest of the body appeared pretty normal, but the face? Fuggin Fugly. I can’t look anymore.
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