Awesome. These Bride of Frankenstein Knee Socks would make me feel like I’m really married to this freaky haired vixen. Oh my… Mrs. Frankenstein are you trying to seduce me? The way you hug my leg, the way you warm my knees… Take me you monster and reanimate my cold dead heart!
They fit women’s shoe size 5-10. You ladies are going to look sexy in these socks. Monster-licious!
With these Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Sterling Rings, you have the world’s freakiest couple on your hands. Smash ’em together and make ’em kiss. Or fight. It’s all good. Franky probably cheated or didn’t take the trash out. Maybe he farted too loud. That’s just how relationships are. They’re gonna fight, so I say put one on each ring finger and let’s get ready to rumble! Talk about bumping uglies. *shudders* Just make sure that they kiss and make up. But not too much.
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Imma sit back and relax on Halloween, watch my favorite monsters. Then after I’ve had enough of watching my parents fight Imma watch this The Classic Monster Coffin Blu-Ray Collection – 8 Disc Box Set. This is really the first time anything good has ever come out of a coffin. Except for that time I stole my uncle Henry’s rolex at the viewing.
This set gives you Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, The Invisible Man, Bride of Frankenstein and The Wolf Man.
When I drink, I don’t mess around. I lift that drink to my lips, drink it up until it’s dead, then slam it down on one of these Frankenstein’s Monster and Bride of Frankenstein Coffin Coasters. Then I bury it in the backyard. Okay, I made that last part up, but I’ll drink you under the table. Don’t believe me? Go ahead, come at me bro. *Kicks your chair out from underneath you. See? Now you’re under the table. That’s what’s up. Stay down punk.
These coasters will protect your counters and furniture, while looking awesome. Perfect for Halloween or any time you want some extra horror in your life.
These Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases make a nice romantic gift for the monster in your life your wife. Those flowers look pretty good in that bottle. I give my wife the gift of booze bottles with flowers in all of the time. That’s cuz I buy booze on the way home, drink it up as I walk, then pluck some flowers and insert them. She’s happy, I’m happy. They’re usually dead by the time I present them to her though. Flowers don’t exactly thrive on liquor fumes.