abenkim sells all kinds of cool Cthulhu Dice And Prop Boxes so you can store your dice and trinkets in style. Store your dice, assorted toenail clippings, whatever. It’s all good. Cthulhu don’t care if you store your underwear!
They are all handmade by people who H.P. Love Crafts! Do you Cthulhu? I Cthulhu. But only on the weekends, cuz I gots to get shizz done. And I can’t get stuff done if I’m Cthulhu-ing all over the damn place. Now can I? I only have so many tentacles and the lifespan of a gnat compared to some ancient horrors. Speaking of mother… *yells* “Where are my dice mom?” See? I need these boxes.
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Dinner with Cthulhu is too dangerous, no matter how much of a fan you are. So, instead of dining with the ancient terror himself, use these 
At night I askkkkkkkkk the starssssss up aboveeeeee…Why must I be a Cthulhu in loveeeeeeeeeeee? That was such a sweet song. Too bad anyone who knows it is limping around with a cane right now and bitching about their hip. I only know it because I know the language of love. I’m a real Casanova.
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