That’s great. I poop in a public park one time and I get arrested. These dogs get a calendar. That does it! I just need a heavy lunch and a photographer, so I can get a 2016 calendar out on time.
Oh man…*holds belly as it groans* Already had the heavy lunch. Just need a photographer and I have January covered. Only 11 months to go.
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Did you poop today? Me either. I’ve been told I need more roughage than what is traditionally in a Hot Pocket sauteed in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. But when I do poop next, I am totally going to match that poo with one of these awesome turd brooches and wear that Cleveland Steamer with pride.
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This Etsy listing is titled “Bigfoot breaks into some Dude’s Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet 11×14 fine art print”. That he does. The old Sasquatch is leaving a Cleveland steamer in some guy’s toilet.
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