Check out these Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains. Catch a crazy cryptid inside a cryptic crypt with a crying cryptkeeper craving cranberries. I have no idea where that came from. Just felt right so I went with it. These are some seriously cool cryptid keychains though. The seller has them as a set of 6, but you can also buy them individually.
You get El Chupacabra, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Werewolf and Jackalope.
Prepare your crayolas and your peepers for a Big foot sighting! The Cryptozoology Coloring Book is all about coloring those crazy creepy cryptids! Want a pink Sasquatch? Wait, that sounds dirty! My point is, you can make Bigfoot any color you want. The Loch Ness Monster too. It features 22 legendary animals from around the world. Color me stoked! This activity book is for kids or adults. I know what I’m doing this Saturday night! I call it crying and coloring, then crying some more. I’m looking forward to it. *sad tears*.
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Ooooo-la-loch ness.Nah. Nessie isn’t in this Calendar of Sexy Monsters, but many other sexy beasts are here. Like a werewolf, the Blob, Bigfoot, a Xenomorph, the creature from the black lagoon and more. That’s a monster a month and it lasts a whole year long. Which is coincidentally what I say about the wife’s menstrual cycle, but that’s another story. Gotta go rub her feet or she’s gonna beat me up again. The stairs! I mean, I’m gonna fall down the stairs. I’m just clumsy. Coming dear!
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Send all of your friends these cool Bigfoot and Chupacabra Greeting Cards from CreatureCardsDesign. In my case that means the mailman and the lady at the grocery store. They feature fun art and on the back there is a description of the monster’s origin and some sightings. But they don’t tell you what to do when you have a sighting. I can help with that: If you see these monsters, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. Especially if you see the Chupacabra. He will suck your blood like a demon who just discovered a crazy straw for the first time. Except his straw is his tongue. I know, gross.
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Are you a food beast? When you tear through a bag of cheetos, do you turn into a monster? Me too. We should hang out some time and go all beastly on some junk food. These Awesome Food Beast Art Prints show our inner monsters when it comes to food and drink. The seller CindyAndersonArtist has several of them to choose from and I’m pretty sure they are all based on me. Especially that Cheetos guy. Looks just like me, except my hands go all orange and sometimes i make lines of the dust on the bottom of the bag and take a toot or two.
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