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Crazy Demonic Succubus Barbie Doll Made With Cat Bones

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I always knew that Barbie was a demon spawn from hell, bent on ruining the lives and the credit scores of those she touches with her fiery demon heart. Sorry, was talking about my ex Barbie, who is also a succubus. No, this doll actually looks much friendlier.

According to the seller this Barbie is named “Lacertia and she comes from the planet Nocturnia, a magnetic colossal asteroid. When she isn’t shopping, she is destroying other worlds with a smile on her face!”

See, now I’m confused, because it sounds like the demon I knew.

This doll was modified using Bobcat bones, with cat bones in her wings and scythe. It’s like the Grim Reaper is a little girl and this is the toy that daddy Reaper conjured up for her. This doll probably lives in the Malibu Nightmare house and sleeps in a cocoon of Ken’s skin.
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Oh My Glob!: Nightmare Adventure Time Prints

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nightmare adventure timeEtsy seller akatayanagi is offering four nightmarish Adventure Time prints for $23. Just don’t blame me when you get nightmares about Finn and Jake coming to eat you alive.

You get Princess Bubblegum looking how she probably really looks inside, Evil Finn and Jake, Marceline and a Gingerbread dude. No LSP? I demand an evil Lumpy Space Princess.

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Sometimes Her Arms Bend Back: Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Doll

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Laura PalmerTwin Peaks. Great place to visit. I wouldn’t want to live there though. Who am I kidding? I would live there just to eat the apple pie and drink the coffee. Speaking of TP(I mean Twin Peaks, not toilet paper), check out this $450. Laura Palmer doll from Etsy seller MisforMadness.

She comes all wrapped up in plastic, ready to throw in a lake and the box looks like her diary. Open it up and you see the red room. Pretty awesome. She even comes with an owl. You can check out more images below.

Fun fact. I used to date a woman called the log lady. They didn’t call her that because she carried around a piece of wood, but because she was always stacking logs like a lumberjack in the poop room. Went through two ceiling fans and a case of scented candles before I had to call it off. Such is life.
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Creepy/Cool: Buy A Page Of The Necronomicon

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necronomiconThe Necronomicon is a pretty damn expensive book, full of dark stuff and the rantings of mad men. Sounds like a website you know and love right? You have to buy it one page at a time. And you can do just that thanks to Ebay seller zarono, who sells fragments from the book to use as props and for your nerd LARP-play or whatever.

The page above is inspired by Robert E. Howard’s tale of King Conan, “The Phoenix on the Sword”. They have all kinds of fragments for sale including Lovecraft inspired fragments and others. Most are $10-$20 each. Buy a whole bunch and make the coolest Necronomicon ever.

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