Horror Movie Hand Towels

Horror Movie Hand Towels
UndeadThreadDesigns makes these Horror Movie Hand Towels and many more. They have Freddy Krueger, IT, Friday The 13th and many more. They have cool embroidered details. I’d be afraid to wipe my dirty hands on any of these guys. Put them in the kitchen, in the bathroom,anywhere you need more horror.
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Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light

Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light
This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.

Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns

Interior Frighting - Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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The Stones Have Eyes!

The Stones Have Eyes!
The Stones have eyes! Have you seen that movie? Me either, but now I know it’s true. Well, all of the Stones have eyes, it’s true, except Keith Richards, who is all robot now. Is it just me or do these rocks look slightly… stoned? Anyway, they look weird and cool and they have eyes. They are ready to rock! Granite, they can’t really see you, but they will look cool on your shelf. I thought I saw a cobweb on one. Does that mean they have web-site? So many rock jokes, so little time. Anywho, get yourself some cool rocks with eyes.

One final joke. How are these stones like a Camaro? Eye-roc. Get it? I’m so sorry…

Skull Sack – That’s Really A Big Bag Of Skulls

Big Bag Of SkullsDamn. That is a big bag of skulls. You get 12 skulls that you can decorate with, talk to, whatever. It’s a bag and it is full of skulls. It’s a skull-filled bag is what I’m saying. And you know what THEY say, 12 skulls are better than one. I myself plan to use them as mini bowling balls in a public bowling alley just to see people’s reactions. What would you do with a big ass bag of skulls?