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Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders

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Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders
Light a candle and set a creepy mood with these Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders. Or you can use some plain glass candle holders and set a crappy mood. Your choice. These are perfect for Halloween or any old time. I like to use them, cuz it reminds me that I’m never safe from spiders and if they crawl in these webs, they are gonna burn up. So they are a trap. I’m pretty sure they are dumb enough to do it too. I mean I burnt my hands on Hot Pockets a ton of times and I still haven’t learned.

Candle light, spider web light. What’s the dif?

Miniature Mummy in a Coffin Decoration

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Miniature Mummy in a Coffin
I know what you are asking? Is this my mummy? It could be. This Miniature Mummy in a Coffin is going to look great on your desk or anywhere else. He’s miniature, but he has a big heart, so treat him right. Mummies get so wrapped up in their work. Like when you wear these mummy leggings to work. Brains! Brains! Oh man, I got that wrong didn’t I? Too much caffeine today. Don’t tell anyone. Mums the word. Those coffins they keep mummies in are pretty dusty. No wonder they call them a sar-cough-agus! And I’m outta here.

Scary Peeper Alien Decoration – The Truth Is Out There

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Scary Peeper Alien Decoration
Attach this Scary Peeper Alien Decoration to any window and scare the bejesus out of your friends and family. He looks like he is communicating telepathically with his victim. Hell, I see his victim reflected in his eye. You see that? Some lucky dude is about to get a visit from the intergalactic proctologist. Good luck with that. Nothing that a little hemorrhoid cream and a cry in the corner can’t fix. This is even better than the Sasquatch Scary Peeper

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Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree

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Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas TreeThis Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree is *Ru Paul voice* FABULOUS! All I know is Santa better hike that dress up real high and stack the presents tall.

Christmas morning…

*Reaches under the tree to get my presents. Skeleton slaps me for lifting up her dress!* Just trying to get my presents. Damn. That hurts!

Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket

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Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket
If you love mythic creatures, you probably want to drape them over you at night and get warm and cozy. Sure that sounds wrong, but people just don’t understand. Well, this Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket will cover you in crazy cryptids. Ohhhhh classy! So classy that it makes your weird interest in cryptids almost acceptable. Or so I’m hoping.
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