In this art print, Raggedy Ann takes a moment to light up and enjoy a smoke late at night. Why not? She’s had a tough day. She has been tossed around, made to attend demented tea parties with stuffed animals and in general victimized by that little girl.
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Forest Keeper Woodland Troll, Guardian of The Mucus Galaxy
The guardians of the mucus galaxy are fearsome warriors. Snot that they like to fight, they are just protecting their swampy and mucus ridden capitol planet of nazal-diarhea aka 1h7k-58d on the star charts. Wander into their part of space and your own lasers will be met with slime beams, which leave your ship oozing and coughing. Then you’ll coast on exhaust fumes and land on their gooey cold sore of a planet, fighting off hordes of booger-men as if you were in a mucinex commercial, only the slimy bad guys are winning.
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Don’t Turn Your Back On This Creepy Doll
At first glance, this doll looks like a cheap, cheesy tourist trap souvenir. Your eyes see that bright and happy colored dress that it’s holding a cheery little fruit basket. First impressions can be deceiving though and before you know it, you are lured in and under its soul sucking spell. Read more “Don’t Turn Your Back On This Creepy Doll”
Nightmare Fuel: Alien Preemie Baby
Holy f**king space invaders! This Preemie alien doll is ready to be adopted by you, should you desire a life of backdoor probing everytime you piss off this kid. Then there’s the whole waking up to find a cattle mutilation scene in your living room. Now you gotta pay for the neighbors cow and clean up all of the blood that little Dexter got all over the carpet. AND dispose of 1/3 of the cow body. You don’t want to know what he did with the rest.
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Devil Doll Torments Ebay Couple And Their Goats
Move over Chuckie, there’s a new devil doll in town and her name is Ashley Ann. She is Satan’s newest little cheerleader and this red eyed terror has been tormenting Ebay couple hubee2you, ever since they purchased her from a mysterious estate. Her previous owners are now deceased- of natural causes? Who knows…Ashley Ann isn’t saying.
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