Donald Trump Cabbage Patch Kid

donald trump cabbage patch kidYou know all of those crazy people who collect cabbage patch kids and treat them like actual kids cuz they are nut jobs? Of course you do. You may even be one of them. Well, now you can own your own Donald Trump Cabbage Patch Kid doll.
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Creepy Haunted Doll From The Island Of Dolls

haunted dollIf old decayed creepy dolls give you nightmares, you might want to look away and move onto the next article. If you click through to read about this one, you can’t say I didn’t warn you. Read more “Creepy Haunted Doll From The Island Of Dolls”

Post Apocalyptic Doll On Sled With Spinning Saw Blades Of Death

apocalyptic dollLet’s see, what do I have in the garage? There has to be something here I can sell on Etsy. Let me just put this doll on this sled and… Wait a minute. Hand me that gas mask. A little bit of wire. Those saw blades are awesome. Let’s use those. And make them really spin. People have way too many fingers anyway.
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Creepy Bunny / Man / Thing Is Posable, So There’s That

Old man rabbitKill it with fire! Then run, just in case it gets up. I can only surmise by looking into its demon eyes that this is the love child of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi. Mixed with Eisenhower. The hell let loose upon this world by that unholy trinity is… It’s just… Well, look at it.
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