Hallelujah and praise Steven Spielberg! What we have here is a sign that can only be a prelude to an E.T. sequel where E.T. comes back to find that Elliot is a washed up, fat comic book store owner with a penchant for cheap booze and outrageous body odor. That’s when the comedy begins as E.T. tries to put his sorry flabby life back together, while the pair rekindle their love, which knows no bounds. It will be the “sorta feel good, but mostly feel weird” movie of the year.
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