Vintage Horror Monster Cookies

Vintage Horror Monster Cookies
You will find these Vintage Horror Monster Cookies either too awesome or too scary to eat. This Halloween sugar-cookies set features all the classic horror film characters you could want to take a bite out of. They are so detailed and real, some people just won’t have the stomach to eat them at night. Or maybe you have no stomach because the wolfman slashed you wide open.

You can put these out on Halloween or any other occasion and they will be gobbled up.

Friday The 13th Jason Mask String Lights

Friday The 13th Jason Mask String Lights
If you can’t decide on the perfect lighting for your evening party, these Friday The 13th Jason Mask String Lights should do. They are scary, but also kind of cute. They will add some slasher fun to an evening event. They are also perfect for Halloween. You can choose between 35 and 20 lights and they come with 12.5 feet and 11 feet of cable respectively. The lights are battery operated. Creepy and cute. Just the way we like it.

Mini Zen Skeleton

Mini Zen Skeleton
We all know skeletons are a bit cranky, clumsy, and pretty weird. I’ve even seen them fight with swords in some movies. But then we have this Mini Zen Skeleton who is calm as a cucumber. He sits in meditation but still looks quite scary, to be honest. He seems to be seeking inner peace. You would too if you had no skin. This can actually be a good reminder that you need to meditate every once in a while yourself. He is 3 inches tall but comes in one other size. All the parts are sculpted from metal and all the parts have been welded by hand. The finished product is either metal paint, oxidized or a polished finish depending on your preference.

Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture

Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture
People love monster stories. Any decent story told involves a monster. Just ask my ex-wife. There are reports of chupacabra sightings in the Americas and eerie stories of body part trails left behind by these blood-sucking creatures. But we have never discovered a Chupacabra corpse. Until now…

Imagine having a Chupacabra corpse lying around the house. The corpse is so well sculpted out of paper pulp clay, paper mache, and polymer clay, no one will fail to believe that you actually met and killed a Chupacabra. With professional mask hair, acrylic hair and good craftsmanship, it is so realistic it will scare you at night.

Kawaii Skeleton Bodysuit Onesie

Kawaii Skeleton Bodysuit Onesie
This Kawaii Skeleton Bodysuit Onesie is the perfect gift for that female lover of anatomy on your list. It’s not meant to be scary and creepy, but it is to me because it feels like you are trippin’ looking at it.  You can wear it around the house and haunt your own digs or take it outside and freak out others.  The front zip is hidden and the material is made of top quality stretch fabric which means it is durable. Look at that paint job. You got some nice bones girl!