Looking for a sack that captures your manliness? One which will also hold all of your man junk? Don’t keep your junk in the trunk. Keep it all up front with the Man Sack.
How’s it hangin’? Pretty good. Pretty good. Just me and my man sack. *cue Maybeline song* Maybe he’s born with it…Maybe it’s Man Sack.
Man Sack is back and he’s on the attack. Cuz holdin’ stuff in your pockets is just plain whack!
This is how you deal with smugglers that are ticking you off. You freeze them in carbonite and make a toilet seat out of them, so they are forced to kiss your fat butt cheeks for all eternity. If you are a big fat slug creature, you can always freeze someone else for your wall, but Solo deserves the toilet treatment. $59.99.
Coffee. The world’s tastiest laxative. At least it keeps you awake. Probably because you have to be awake to poop. Well, that’s not strictly true. C’mon, we’ve all pooped the bed at least once or twice. Three times in my case, but that’s only because I like a good cup of Joe before bed. It gets me just wired enough that my dreams are all like “WTF Am I on acid?” Of course the down side is that when your eyelids close, your sphincter opens. Needless to say, the washing machine gets clogged and then the repair guy is like, “Who the f**k takes a dump in their washing machine. I’m obligated by law to report this to my superiors.”
So of course, I’m not allowed to do laundry within a 100 mile radius now. Man, I’m really flying high on a double mocha right now. Can you tell? Oh and this cool mug is here.
For those long hours of sitting on the porcelain throne, trying to do your business and realizing that you need more brain in your diet. At least now you can entertain yourself by solving some maze puzzles.
At last, I have a use for condoms. See that? You were wrong mom! I WILL use one. Just not in the way you thought. And not with a woman.
Now you can store your data in a condom, instead of your peen. 8GB? Phaw! I need a Magnum because I’m packing 16GB. Only $15.50 from Amazon.
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