If you don’t like these Brain Scan Leggings, you need your brain examined. You at least need a cat scan. Then once we are certain you aren’t a cat, we will examine you more and find out what your malfunction is. These are perfect, cuz if you have nice legs, my brain is always on your thighs anyway. So that’s my brain right there times like 40. It’s okay cuz I’m a neurologist. Cuz I’m neurotic.
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UFO Flying Saucer Types Womens T-Shirt
Molesters from other planets are kidnapping us. Sometimes putting us back into our beds at night, sometimes leaving us in a cage on the UFO so they can point and laugh at us. The first step in avoiding abduction is knowing your alien craft and that’s where this UFO Flying Saucer Types Womens T-Shirt comes in handy. If you see any of these, just run. Don’t let your bum get invaded by intergalactic whackjobs.
Losers. Yeah, I wish I had nothing better to do than fly around in a hot rod UFO sticking stuff up the cavities of various species. Some of us have to work for a living.
P.S. I just noticed how many of these UFOs are shaped like dongs. I wonder what their docking port is shaped like. Sickos! Nothing but sickos! Intergalactic trash!
3D Anatomical Brain Necklace – 50 Shades Of Gray Matter
Brains! Brains! It’s what zombies and scarecrows on yellow brick roads crave! This 3D Anatomical Brain Necklace makes quite the fashion statement. If you have any brains at all, you know that. I can feel my neural pathways opening up just looking at it. I is smart! What? You don’t think so? Shut up or I’ll brain ya, ya numbskull! My IQ is 190 over 100. Wait, that’s my blood pressure. I think I may be in a coma and not even typing this at all. I’ll get back to you on that as soon as I’m sure I’m in my body.
Feel so weightless. rising toward the light. Wow. Pretty fluffy clouds and sexy women playing harps. Those gates are very pearly. I wonder if they sell dirty mags in there. Uh-oh. Falling. Falling fast. Getting hot real quick!
Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs
Love these Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs. I just love to say it. You suck! Yeah? Well you succusaurus! You’re a Succusaurus rex! They are a safe place for all of your succulents, but they also create a new dinosaur species. I was trying to figure out what else to say, but I can’t find the right words. Better consult my Thesucusaurus. I mean thesaurus.
It’s like dinosaurs were attacked by plants. From the inside! This is why I don’t eat salads people.
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Book of Spells Altered Composition Notebook
This Book of Spells Altered Composition Notebook is not to be confused with The Book of Smells, which sounds like a cool scratch and sniff book, but really it’s just an old notebook I sat on one night when feeling gassy. And that’s how that book got it’s name. We keep it under a glass dome and try not to upset it.
No, I’m pretty sure this one helps you spell stuff, so your English teacher would approve. What? Really? It’s about magic spells? Sweet! Abra Cadabra, I just saw a Chupacabra! *Looks out my window* It worked! It worked!