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Frankenstein Cookie Jar

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Frankenstein Cookie Jar
This Frankenstein Cookie Jar looks hungry. Hungry for cookies. And so do I? It makes me wish I had some chewy chocolate chip, peanut butter, Girl Scout cookies, or… Anything. Me need a cookie. This cookie vessel has created a monster. Me. Come to think of it, Doctor Frankenstein created this monster, then this monster created me. What monster will I create? Damn. That’s some deep philosophical stuff. I just want some damn sugar. In my mouth!

At least Frank has his bride to bake him some treats. I wish I had somebody to share these Frankenstein and Bride Sterling Rings. I’ll just have to get store-bought cookies. And put them in this Frankenstein Cookie Jar. I’m green with envy, Franky! Franky likes my jokes. I leave him in stitches. Just look at all of those stitches. The dude thinks I’m hilarious.

Halloween Bat Wine Opener

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Halloween Bat Wine Opener
Halloween is the battiest bat-tastic time of year. That’s why I always use this Goth gift wrap that is covered in bats. It is frighteningly festive. And this Halloween Bat Wine Opener is the perfect way to open that bottle of blood-red wine after you’ve watched your horror movies and handed out treats to all of the little demons on Halloween night. Just grab your bat-friend, spread those wings, and open up your wine. That sweet tipsy feeling is on the way. The best bats always help you get drunk, and this little guy is no different. It’s like he is flying while he is opening your wine. Wings up, wings down, I’m gonna get drunk and hit the town. Come with me Batty Boy Halloween Bat Wine Opener.

I’m more of a whine guy myself, rather than a wine guy.

Halloween Night Light – Custom VHS Tape Lamps

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Halloween Night Light - Custom VHS Tape Lamps

Check out this Halloween Night Light. Etsy seller Footeprintsandmore makes custom horror VHS tapes that are also little lamps. It is the perfect decoration for fans of Halloween the holiday and the movie. This will look great to light up your movie collection. You know what the best thing is? No one is going to tell you to please kind and rewind. I’ll rewind when and if I damn well feel like it. And you know what else? I’m keeping this tape for another month. *Comes back a month later to return the tape* What do you mean I owe you $778.00? You know what? I’m keeping it for another month. Or I might just make a cool Halloween night light out of it.

Also check out these crazy custom horror movie VHS tapes.

Dracula Wallet – Bloody Cool

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Bloody Cool Dracula Wallet

In the market for some Creep Wear? If you need a new wallet, I would suggest this Dracula Wallet. This cool wallet is made of vegan leather and features a very neat book-style design inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula. It is the perfect place to store your blood donor card. Which I always present to vampires, but they never seem to care. They just start sucking. It has 4 card slots, 1 clear window, and 2 full length pockets for cash. It is a pretty stylish wallet for both men and women. Also for both humans or vampires. Although I’m not sure what happens to this and your other belongings when you turn into a bat. At that point don’t the vampire hunters just take all of your stuff? How do you vampires even hang onto anything? Vampires must be one of the leading victims of identity theft. No wonder I never see you turn into bats these days.

It makes a great gift for vampire lovers. I dig that this Vampire Wallet actually looks like it could be the real book. Wear it proudly with this Vampire Heart Necklace. This is some stylish creature of the night bling we have here.

Ravens on Skulls Bookends – Murder and Mystery

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Ravens on Skulls Bookends - Murder and Mystery

Ravens. In popular fantasy, when you see a raven it means that dark forces are watching you through their eyes. Humans are so creeped out by them that we call a group of ravens a murder. Which reminds me of that time I was hunting with my dad and we saw a bunch of ravens in a tree. I said, “Hey, it’s a murder!” My dad aimed his shotgun and BOOM. Feathers went everywhere. He said, “No son. That’s was a murder!” I never went hunting with dad again. Anywho, these Ravens on Skulls Bookends look awesome, even if they do trigger memories of dad. Put some mystery books between them and you have a Murder and Mystery library. You can even store your Black Raven Journal between these Ravens On Skulls bookends.