Maggot Man. Maggot Man. Does whatever a Maggot can… Move over Spidey. There is a new hero in town. His power? Well, his skin is oozing with maggots, which turn into flies and confound his enemies. Not a great power, but it’s not like you can choose your super powers. You get bit by whatever radioactive thing bites ya and ya just go with it.
Take me for instance. I got bit by a radioactive bed bud and my power is to lay on the couch all day and play the PS4. Okay, I lied. I’m still rockin’ the PS3. Time to have a nap and burrow deep into my mattress.
Yeah, this will happen when you eat one too many space frogs after partying all night in your palace and betting on Rancor fights. Star Wars fans who enjoy seeing the fattest thing in the Star Wars universe 
Nothing is worse than moldy bread. It means no toast for you today. You can either throw it out or just let it grow into nice thick green slices and take notes like a scientist. Then you can throw it out for the birds to eat and be a scientist all over again when those birds trip balls for a few hours. Good times. My lawn was like a living flapping nightmare that day.
It’s about time that your Superhero worship included collecting poo. It shouldn’t be surprising that you can find Superhero poop 
Look, it’s the Princess of Wales. I mean wails. Princess Di. I mean die. Yeah,