Garbage Pail Kids are nasty. You leave any kid in the garbage for long enough, he/she is bound to have some deformities and gross behavior. Check out this bust of Elaine Vein for $207.49. That chick is crazy nasty, popping veins all over her head. Looks like the Fukushima boy’s choir.
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These poop candles look like stinky sticks of dynamite. Good thing they aren’t, because I would want a longer fuse. You don’t want to be anywhere near these when they go off. Luckily they are just candles. Lumpy(and probably nutty and corn-filled) candles.
Check out the lumpiness and girth on these bad boys. You would really have to strain and practice some deep breathing to get these things out of your bowels. Then, once you did, you would need a good long break to sit there and pant, regain your breath. These are some seriously unhealthy Cleveland Steamers. If your biz looks like this, go coffin shopping right now.
They smell like roses and are bound to keep things classy in your home. More shots below.
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Spiders are nasty enough as they are, but now there is apparently a new breed on the loose. One that has Satan’s face right on it’s dump trumpet. At least that’s what the seller of this $10 spider corpse thinks. I think it looks more like a wizard frog standing on it’s hind legs, playing with fireballs.
The seller says that it was found in Indiana, so it looks like we all have yet another reason to never live there. This thing should be burned with fire immediately before the power of Satan compels it to rise from it’s deadly death state. See more images below as you itch all over.
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Damnit Dexter, I’m gonna ask you for the last time. Are you sleeping with my wife? Really? I found this under the bed? Seriously?… The local butcher eh? Suddenly all those insane deals she gets on meats makes sense. It also explains that 20 pound case of Hot Dogs in the freezer. Let me ask ya Dex. About that code of yours. Does this guy fit? Need some meat?
Ha ha. Very funny. That’s what he said. You are a riot Dex!
Maggots are all the rage this season and the latest accessory is this squirmy/bloody Maggot Hair Clip found on Etsy. On the plus side, your lice will be crapping themselves when these putrid things join them in your dandruff pool.
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