This Coin Cavity Purse will try to bite you every time you put change in or take change out. Plus obsessive compulsives will have to brush and floss these pearly whites every time they open it. That’s a nice set of chompers. You know how you hate that old lady who is always holding up the checkout line cuz she’s paying in change? Now you can be that person, except others won’t be pissed off at you, they’ll be scared. Of you and for you. And I don’t blame them.
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Got A Light? – Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters
Hey man, got a light? Thanks man I- WTF dude! What is that thing? These Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters are nasty and that’s how we like ’em. Give someone a light and a fright. Having a disgusting lighter is one way to quit smoking. Those are some nice pearly whites. Not! You can choose from one that has a brain and teeth and another that has just teeth in black and gold.
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Weird Monster Necklaces
Etsy seller AFewRandomThings makes these cool and Weird Monster Necklaces. Check out a few here, then go look at the rest of the gross accessories they have. You’ll see lots of eyes and tongues, maybe some snot, maybe some not. They are nasty, yet somehow lovable. These monsters are funsters, give one to your girlfriend and get her oven full of bunsters. Or something.
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Plush Cockroach Pillow
Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book
The Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book is a horror movie inspired cocktail book that will scare you with sheer grossness. It will teach you to make gross-looking but delicious party drinks. And it all comes wrapped up in an ’80s VHS package. It has 55 recipes spread across 5 chapters (shots, gelatin, punches, special fx, and non-alcoholic) all inspired by classic pulp horror movies of the ’80s and ’90s. Let’s get gross up in here and make some drinks.