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Mold Paintings

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Mold Paintings
These Mold Paintings from ShannonLeeArtist are paintings of mold. They go with your crown molding. The downside for me is that if I hung these on the wall, I wouldn’t even know the difference. Where does the wall end and the painting begin? No idea. The super was supposed to get some people in here to clean the place up, but as I learned on move-in day, he ain’t super. Not even cool or just okay. He just likes to count his money and laugh a lot.

Anywho this one is a painting of moldy applesauce. I own the original in my fridge.

North Carolina Restaurant Serves Up Tarantula Burgers

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North Carolina Restaurant Serves Up Tarantula Burgers
A North Carolina restaurant is doing everything they can to make sure that I never eat there. They have a nasty creation available to a few ‘lucky’ customers in the form of a tarantula-topped burger. Durham’s Bull City Burger and Brewery are having their annual ‘Exotic Meats Month.’ Exotic my arse!

The rotating menu has rabbit, python, camel, and a spider burger. First, you have to enter a raffle and, if your number be pulled, you have 48 hours to claim your spot at the spider table. If you eat the whole thing, you get a t-shirt.

Uhhhhhh. No thanks, I own several T-Shirts already.

Teeth Brooch – Brooch Your Teeth Kids

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Teeth Brooch - Brooch Your Teeth Kids
Check out this gummy and toothy Teeth Brooch. Wear this during your next dental visit for a really great conversation. Your dentist may even give them a free brushing and cleaning. It’s so toothy and teethy. Technically, when you’re wearing this, you’re teething. So congrats on being a baby again.

Lose Your Appetite With Deviant Desserts

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Lose Your Appetite With Deviant Desserts
Deviant Desserts has all kinds of delicious un-appetizers. They specialize in making custom cakes and chocolates that may make you gag before you can eat them. Cockroach cakes, brain cakes, eyeballs, skulls and much more. These treats are perfect for Halloween or even every day if you live in a haunted house or just like messed up food. I’m not judging. Those white chocolate skulls look delicious. Check them out for stuff that is way more unappetizing.

Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue

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Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue
Check out this Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue.

Oh man, I don’t feel so good. Must have been something I ate. I think I’m just gonna lie down over- AHHHHHHH! Something’s ripping up my insides and for once it’s not a fart. OH GOD! OH GOD! *Alien bursts out of my chest* Are you as surprised to see me as I am to see you? Cool. Technically you’re my kid you know. I just gave birth to you. And I want to thank you for being considerate enough to not burst out of my rectum. *Kisses his slimy head, then it bites my face off*