This Tombstone Pillow lets you Rest In Peace. Just lay your head down on this comfy pillow and I’ll try not to put some Xs over your eyes and make ya look all dead like. No promises. I would use pennies, but I’m all out. Used my entire change jar full of pennies to pay for taco bell. I’ll tell ya what’s not resting in peace: My colon!
Tag: halloween
Horror Magnets For Your Fridge
Deck your fridge out in all kinds of horror. No, besides all that GMO stuff you have inside. These Horror Magnets For Your Fridge are gonna look awesome. They have some really cool movies. Like Demon Wind. I broke Demon Wind once and cleared out an entire movie theater. Good times. Now I can have those memories on my fridge.
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Werewolf the Party Game – A Howling Good Time
Who invited the werewolf to the party? No one. That’s just me and my insane back and chest hair. Enjoy as we play the Werewolf the Party Game. *Shirt explodes and my torso becomes a large fluffy furball.* Deal me in dweebs! No one talk about the fact that the crotch just exploded out of my pants too, k? That ain’t no tribble! This Werewolf game comes with 36 cards, instruction manual, and a Werewolf logo pouch. It is a howling good time.
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Fruit Bat Skeleton in Coffin
This Fruit Bat Skeleton in Coffin is resting in peace. Not enough fruit I guess. Maybe the fruit was poisoned. Sad story. It was someone’s son or daughter fruit bat. The fruit of their loins. Probably wore fruit of the loom underwear. I’m gonna call him Fruity. Fruity the fruit bat. RIP fruity! RIP.
Human Skull in Rusted Metal Cage
This Human Skull in Rusted Metal Cage is the perfect rustic accessory to decorate your macabre mansion. Just hang it up anywhere. Reminds me of that time I got my head stuck in a metal stair railing. If the paramedics had left me, this is what I would have looked like. That’s what happens. You get stuck somewhere and you become a decoration. Like this poor guy. He probably just stuck his head in there cuz he saw a gummi bear or something. Now he’s Gothic Chic. Yeah, just snap his neck off and sell him on Etsy.