Have you ever wondered what your favorite Horror movie icons would look like as babies? German artist Pit Hammann came up with baby versions of these famous bad guys in this series of illustrations. Pretty freaky how his mind works, I mean who thinks about these freaks as baby freaks? But whatevs. I approve. These toddlers are terrors. He covers movies like Jaws, Hellraiser, Frankenstein and more. I like Freddy stealing pizza. Nosfera-tot is pretty cute too, but I wouldn’t want to babysit any of these kids. Hit up his website to see more.
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Copper Creeps Creatures
These Copper Creeps Creatures are cute and crazy, comical, classic and creative. Also collectible. I ran out of C words. Non-dirty ones anyway. This is Series 2 of Copper Creeps, which will launch on April 9th from mechtorians.bigcartel.com. They’re pretty adorable.
These are “Vlad”and “Orlok”. In all seriousness, they look pretty awesome and hit that sweet spot between creepy and cute that we all love.
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Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats
These Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats will make your car more colorful and creepy. Cuz let’s face it, you need something cool to drop your coffee and car-food all over. Etsy seller InkandRags has all kinds of colors and styles available. Pretty cool. Normally if I want a sugar skull I have to down like 5 Twix bars, a snickers and some pixie dust, wash it down with a big gulp and wait for the sugar high to give way to the sugar headache, but this is a much better way to have a sugar skull.
I’m all about the skulls and roses. I have like 3 skulls in my rose garden alone- Uh. Said too much. Really sucks that my backspace key doesn’t work. So it was just a joke. jk everyone. Ha ha. I’m so silly. Later peeps. Gotta go take care of some stuff. Nothing to see here. Catch ya on the flip side.
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Friday The 13th Jason Goblet
Raise a glass… I mean goblet to your favorite hockey mask wearing slasher. This Friday The 13th Jason Goblet features Jason’s mask so you can drink up with him, catch up, shoot the shizz and get good and drunk. I’m gonna see if they have a Freddy Krueger one and then one of you guys can come over and we can smash them together in toasts and make them fight all night long, until we’re slipping and sliding on all of that liquor.
Sounds like a good time to me. Just don’t rob me when I pass out. K? Don’t worry about all that booze on the floor. This happens every weekend. I just mop it up and fill up booze bottles again. No, no. I didn’t do that when you came over. It’s all cool. Nah. I wouldn’t do that.
Skull and Bones Sculptural Candlesticks
These candlesticks are nothing but skull and bones. Somebody feed it! Oh wait, that’s skin and bones. No skin here. I know because I was all like, “Give me five. Slip me some skin!” and then I noticed it had no skin. Then I noticed I was talking to an inanimate object. Then I took my meds and had sleepy-nappy time. The skulls on these Skull and Bones Sculptural Candlesticks look downright angry. Imma make ’em face each other in a badass candlelight grumpy stare-off.