Before we get into these Black raven Brooches, I have to brooch the subject. That subject? Ravens. Also, I witnessed a murder guys. A murder of ravens. It’s a murder of crows you idiot! Shut up! You don’t know what I murdered. Oops! This doesn’t count as a confession does it? I think you might be right. They were crows. How many did you murder? Not sure. I’ll need to enlist the help of a band to find out. Huh? Counting crows… I hate you! Really? Every else is raven about me! Kill me!
Tag: halloween
OUCH! Silicone Toothpick Holder
This Silicone Toothpick Holder lets you practice the ancient art of voodoo in reverse. Basically you fill it full of toothpicks so that your target feels like a pin cushion and then every time you need a toothpick, you remove one, giving your target some much needed relief. Not that you should practice voodoo. Voodoo is bad mmmokay? Anyway, enjoy your little human porcupine. Try not to hurt him or her too much.
These Spider Socks Are Making Me Itchy
Spider Socks. Directed by Quentin Tarantula-Tarantino. A horror double feature for your feet, without all of the gratuitous violence of his other movies. Just looking at these socks is making me itchy. I keep looking at my feet. All clear so far. No land-crabs in sight. I gotta stop being so paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that spiders aren’t out to get you. Get you and bite you. Rub their hairy creepy legs all over your skin… Yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls
These Day Of The Dead Russian Matryoshka Dolls are awesome. Creepy, but in a fun way. Kind of how relatives describe me. These are handmade and hand painted, then hand packed and sent to you so you can get your hands on them. They look amazing. I’m gonna use them to scare all of my other Matryoshka dolls.
Coffin Belt Buckle With A Good Looking Corpse
I can’t think of a better way to death-cessorize, than to wear this cool Coffin Belt Buckle. I don’t know if this chick is a vampire or if she just met an unfortunate end, but she looks good. The coffin even has a little window so she can look out and enjoy the scenery aka dirt. That is one sweet belt buckle peeps.