I love these Creepy and Macabre iPhone Cases. They’re classy and I’m all about the class. I fact, I class up the joint just by being here. I think I can safely say that I’m all class with no sass and if you don’t like it you can kiss my- Anyway, these iPhone cases are pretty sweet. KeywayDesigns has a nice selection of fancy looking cases to choose from, but obviously the creepiest and weirdest are the best. Like their sugar skull and kraken offerings for instance. That Kraken is gonna avoid crackin’ on your screen. Give your phone a scary makeover while keeping it looking upscale.
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Intergalactic Cosmic Skeleton Hoodie
This Cosmic Skeleton Hoodie is out of this world. It’s groovy, it’s cosmic, it’s like a skeleton traveled the universe and collected starlight and nebulas and returned to Earth a God! …Of course that could just be my meds kicking in. Yeah, that’s more likely. It has a zip front, front pockets and a ribbed fit around the hips and wrist for your pleasure. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a journey to the center of my mind to complete and I require a dash of Nyquil to fuel my ship. OHHHHHHH. There we go. We have lift-off!
Sexy Bat Wing Shirt
Look at my Sexy Bat Wing Shirt. I can fly! I can fly! *Splash* Well we know you can jump in that lake. Seriously though, look at those bat wings. Perfect for prancing around next to driftwood. I really wish I could watch this photo shoot. So magical. I especially like the second image where she’s flapping her wings and fanning a fart toward the water. Either that, or she’s getting held up at gunpoint with her arms in the air while twerking and she can’t stop. Won’t stop. God, those wings are sexy. I hope she never stops being her. Ya know?
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Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder
The Grim Reaper Wine Glass Holder makes this dude a lot less scary. I had no idea he came bearing wine glasses. Now he doesn’t seem so bad. Hey buddy, what’s up? Set those glasses down and let’s drink. I’ll drink you under the table. No, I mean it. Get under the table. I’m hiding from everyone who says I have a drinking problem. Also, I keep a spare bottle of Pinot Noir duct taped under the table for emergencies. A few drinks will have you looking less grim. Ever think about re-branding yourself? I’m thinking “the Prim reaper”. Time to go all prim and proper. Clean yourself up. I’ll have my people call your people. I take 10%.
Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf
Dangle some horror stories from your neck and keep warm my literary peeps. The Classic Horror Stories Book Scarf will keep your neck all cozy and safe from vampires. It features book covers for Frankenstein, The Canterbury Ghost, Dracula, The turn of the Screw and more. Look awesome while showing off your love of classic horror.
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