This is a cool Gothic Spider Web Shelf, but I already have one. You know how I got it? I just don’t dust. That’s probably why I also have a Gothic mantle of dead bugs and a Gothic refrigerator with mold behind it. Do you think spiders will be drawn to this shelf? I would be if I were a spider. A pre-fab web already built, so I don’t have to wear out my spider-butt spinning silk? Sign me up.
Tag: home decor
Team Hell All-Star Horror Team Print
What team are you rooting for? *Shrugs* I dunno. Team hell? This fun print features all of your favorite horror psychos and villains like they are a Soccer team or something. Team Hell. If they win, that’s where you’re going. It features Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Pinhead, Scream, Chucky, Jigsaw and Leatherface.
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Creepy Kitchen Towel Set
Man, this is a dark Creepy Kitchen Towel Set. I don’t own any towels cuz I mostly use my shirt for a towel, but if I owned these, I would wait until a guest used them and say stuff like, “Leave and never darken my towels again.” Or “So you throw in the towel eh? I win again! Best of three?” Towels are fun. They’re towel-toly awesome! Don’t towel anyone I said so.
You get a heart, a skull and a raven. Wait that’s a crow. I think I just ate crow.
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Vintage Monster Ceiling Fan Blades
Are you a fan of monsters? Is your fan a fan of monsters? These Vintage Monster Ceiling Fan Blades will look great on your ceiling fan. I’m gonna lay all under it Apocalypse Now style, and stare as the monsters go round and round, blending together, into a new monster called Bride of Franken-Wolf-Cula. Okay, the name needs work. But trust me, you don’t wanna mess with him.
Cool Miniature Tombstones
These miniature tombstones are apparently for really tiny people. RIPman. RIP. If I had a tiny hat I would tip it and hold it to my heart. But I don’t. So instead, I’m pouring out some liquor for my tiny homies. Oh s**t, here comes the wife!
Were you just pouring liquor all over my tiny tombstones that are in the dirt for my potted plant?
Just honoring the homies. Don’t be a hater! Besides liquor makes plants grow quicker. Everybody knows that. Except for that shriveled up plant in the corner. That one couldn’t hold it’s liquor. What a pansie! Get it? Oh s**t, put down that vase!
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