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Cute Cactus Creatures

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Cute Cactus Creatures
Creepy Cute Cactus Creatures Cause Chaos. Try saying that 5 times fast. Ever take LSD and then stare at your cactus plants and watch them come to life and crawl out of their pots? Yeah, this is like that, but without the LSD. Awww. Look at the cute cactus people. Let me pet you. Ow! How can you be so cute and your hair be so stabby?

These big-eyed plants just want to hang out in your home and look awesome. I’m pretty sure they won’t crawl out of their pots, but you better put them in a cage to be sure. When a cat rubs up against your leg it’s cute, when these guys do it, you get cactus needles all over your leg. And don’t sit on them!

Garter Snake in Glass Snow Globe Display

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Garter Snake in Glass Snow Globe Display
Forget snow globes. Snake Globes are better. This Garter Snake in Glass Snow Globe Display will let you safely have a snake in the house that you can admire. Without having to run away screaming. This guy is posed like he meant to get trapped in that globe. He’s got a smile and everything. Looks like a damn snake school yearbook picture. He was voted most likely to succeed…in getting frozen in time and being gawked at by humans. Good job.

LOVE – Skeleton Calligraphy

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LOVE - Skeleton Calligraphy
Are you a lover of bones? A Skull connoisseur? Need some new bone decor for your house cuz it doesn’t have good bones? Well, check out this LOVE – Skeleton Calligraphy. These letters are made of bone and arranged to spell the word LOVE. Ah… Nothing says love like a bunch of bones. And remember Love spelled backwards is Evol, which means nothing. Forget I mentioned it.

Heart Anatomy Coasters

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Heart Anatomy Coasters
When people come to my house and have a drink, I break out these sweet Heart Anatomy Coasters and I start singing, all like, “I’m gonna harden my heart. I’m gonna swallow my tears. Gonna turn and le-heave yo-hoo here ah ah.” Then I put the Yoo-hoo on the coaster, cuz I’m all about avoiding spillage.

Sometimes I’ll be all like “Don’t go breakin’ my heart.” And then they’ll be all like, “I couldn’t if I tried.” Then I’m like, “Honey if I get restless…” And they answer, “Baby you’re not that type.” And they’re right, so we just leave it at that.
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Vertebrae Tea Light Candles

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Vertebrae Tea Light Candles
Show some backbone. These Vertebrae Tea Light Candles will help. They go well with Vertebrae Shot Glasses. Just be careful, this is one time when a slipped disc can burn the house down.

Light these candles for a romantic evening. Then say, “Baby, you set my spine on fire.” To which she will say, “What the hell is wrong with you?” And you will be alone. Again. With your still burning candles.