Hang these Dimensional Portals With Tentacles from Etsy seller Shaunography on your wall so you can distract yourself from the real tentacle-filled portals opening up behind you. Seems like a good idea to me. Just put them all around your house so it looks like a massive attack from another dimension. That way if a real portal does open up, it will close again, cuz they will think their tentacled buddies have your place taken care of.
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Day of the Dead King and Queen Skeleton Statues
Today may not be the Day of the Dead, but that doesn’t mean I won’t buy these Day of the Dead King and Queen Skeleton Statues and put them in my yard. It also doesn’t mean I won’t kneel before the royal couple and pledge my loyalty to them. Hey, I need structure. I’m best when people or skeletons are giving me orders. That way I have someone to blame all of my bad decisions on. So what would you have me do my king and queen? Rob a liquor store? Well, if it’s for the good of the kingdom…
Sadly, that’s how I found out that skeletons don’t have access to bail money. They also don’t care that your cellmate also wants to be your boyfriend.
H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box
So this is what happened to H.P. Lovecraft. Do I call it an Octo-Craft? H.P. Love-Tentacles? I have no idea. Enjoy H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box. You can use it as a storage box, a jewelry box, or whatever. However you use it, you are going to scream. And never stop. Scream and run away. I don’t blame you. This thing is nightmare fuel.
Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Sugar Skull String Lights
These Sugar Skull String Lights will make your manor macabre. Your house haunted. Your dwelling demented. Your townhouse terrifying… And I ran out of steam on that one. Anyway, these festive lights make every day a Day of the Dead and every night a party. Rock out with your skulls out.