This Werewolf Transformation Art Print teaches you all about Werewolf transformations, the phases of the moon that affect them, their physiology, and more. It is basically a handy chart to hang on your wall. So the next time you are looking out the window and see some vagrant bent over one of your bushes in your front yard, you can consult this print to learn whether the dude is just popping a squat or turning into a hairy beast. Comes in handy like that.
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Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands
Check out this Your Time Will Come Clock With Grim Reaper Hands. What time is that? Lunch. Bring it! Dinner? I’m there. Hey, don’t you ever get tired of holding that clock? Those bony hands look like they could use a break. Here, let me take it for awhile. Ha ha. Tricked you! Now I’m the Grim Reaper. Now YOUR time has come. *Hits him over the head with the clock*
Now nobody dies. Sucker!
Ten years later: *Standing in a room full of people packed like sardines.* Sure is crowded in here since nobody has died in like ten years. *Guy next to me grunts as we all get pressed tighter together.* So basically I killed the Grim Reaper and we are all immortal and can’t move. I really f**ked up this time. Hey, stop jabbing me! Who’s touching my ass?
Creature From The Black Lagoon Block Print
Check out this sweet Creature From The Black Lagoon Block Print. Now you can display one of the coolest movie monsters on your wall. Also one of the slimiest and smelliest. Very fishy. Here he is messing with a ship’s anchor. During a storm. It’s how Gilligan and crew got shipwrecked. True story. Hey if this guy were in the cast it would have been GILL-igan’s Island. Get it? Bad joke? Gil-ty as charged!
Sugar Skull Pillow Covers
Lay your skull on a sugar skull. These Sugar Skull Pillow Covers from FabFunkyPillows are so sugary and so skull-y they will blow you away. Go a “head” lay your skull on one. You won’t be sorry. In fact you’ll be comfy. Until you wake up from a deep sleep and see a skull looking at you. It’s okay. Screaming is good for the lungs.
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Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger
Everybody give a hand to the Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger! *Crowd goes wild* Pretty handy. I’d read his palm, but I would have him in stitches. I have a million of ’em. Like this one:
What do you say when Dr. Frankenstein creates a pile of smokey goo instead of a re-animated monster? Then leaves it sit overnight smelling rotten? *Clears throat* I say, “To the Victor go the spoils…” Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha. Cuz his name is Victor and it is spoiled! Man, I crack myself up. Mostly cuz I’m on crack, but I’mma pretty funny dude too.