Wanna give your girl a special gift guys? Buy her a nice big stone. Gravestone that is. This Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace will bury your fashion six feet under. In a good way. It’s from Poe’s actual grave in Baltimore. You know what the price is? Nevermore! Ha ha ha. It’s never more than the price see… Nevermore!
Tag: horror
Maggot Mugs – Drink Up, Then Upchuck
Damn, I’m parched. I am so ready for a nice refreshing drink. Serve it up! Hey, what’s this? A Maggot Mug? *Retches violently.* Yeah, I think I’ll just stay thirsty thanks. *involuntarily pukes directly into Maggot Mug and looks down into it.* That seems fitting right? Nothing else makes sense in this mug. Now excuse me while I dry heave for an hour.
From WillinAndChillinArts. I think they forgot illin.
Edward Scissorhands Heart Necklace
This Edward Scissorhands Heart Necklace is the perfect accessory. Oh Edward, please be careful. You have my heart in your hands. *snikt. snikt.* And there goes another Valentine’s Day corpse that Edward has to dispose of. Never give your heart to a dude with scissor hands. Soft plushy hands maybe. Never scissor hands. What, are you crazy? What did you think was going to happen? Scissor hands are sharp. Come to think of it, how does he even pee? No way he has a weiner at this point!
Do They Come In Medium? – Custom Ouija Board Heels
Damn girl. These Custom Ouija Board Heels are looking good. You are definitely communicating with my spirit. Oooooo baby, move your planchette all over my board. Ask me anything. I’m not sure if they will fit you though. Are you a medium? That’s just a little paranormal joke. These shoes have soul baby, but when you put your feet in them, they are sole crushing. Get it?
Drink Up With These Crazy and Gross Monster Mugs
Damn, these Monster Mugs from ScravisMugs are ugly. Those are some faces only a mother could love, even if that mother did have to take ’em down to the river and drown them cuz they so ugly. My beer better not taste like monster brains. At least I can have some company when getting drunk now thanks to these ugly heads. I will have an ugly head to drink from and the mug will have an ugly head drinking from it. We were made for each other.
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