These Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants are zombie cats for your neck. They promise not to bite you and turn you into a zombie cat person. There are several different cat zombie personalities to choose from. Imma wear ’em all like Mr. T. Cuz I can’t choose a favorite. I pity the fool don’t have no zombie kitties around their neck!
Tag: horror
Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light
This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.
The Walking Dead – The Pop-Up Book
Experience the terror of zombies in glorious 3D. This The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book will have zombies popping up your face. Probably give ya PTSD. You may even be tempted to shoot them in the head when they pop up. It’s all cool. Remember, it’s just a book. It’s based on AMC’s The Walking Dead. Obviously. Despite the name, it is not based on Keith Richards. It’s like a gruesome bedtime story for adults who never sleep anyway cuz zombies.
I was f**kin’scared cuz the cover says that it contains gore and violence, then when I realized Al Gore wasn’t in it, I was okay with it.
Weird Foot Creature With Dripping Mucus Action
Um…. WTF! This Weird Foot Creature With Dripping Mucus Action is messed up. It’s has a foot body, with snot dripping from two holes, there’s a head on the other side with more toys coming out from under the chin and the thing has feet of it’s own. Either this is a thing that actually exists or I just started randomly tripping balls. Both of those things are possible. Either way, I just want it to end.
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Freddy Krueger Nutcracker – Nutmare on Elm Street
You want me to put my nuts where now? Ohhhh, it’s for those nuts. Not deez nuts. Gotcha. This Freddy Krueger Nutcracker is all about cracking nuts rather than invading dreams and spouting silly one-liners. Legend says that if you keep him busy with enough nuts, he won’t have time to cause any trouble in your dreams. It is perfect for a very scary Christmas.