Crazy Food Marionette Puppets: Watch My Hot Dog Dance!

Crazy Food Marionette Puppets
These crazy Food Marionette Puppets from pocketlamps are awesome and freaky. I wanna get one just so I can make my wiener dance around and sing. Maybe put on a one man show. I would call him Wiener Schnitzel. It would be the worst. Bratwurst! The reviews would say, “That is one hot dog!” and “I relished the whole thing.”

There’s also a Hamburger and a pretzel. I gotta go write my script. I am gonna bring Broadway crashing to it’s knees and weeping to make it stop.
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Hot Dog Bun Doggie Bed: Your Wiener Dog Needs More Mustard

hot dog bun bedWhen you have a hot dog, you need a cool bun. No, that’s not right. If you have a cool dog, you need a hot dog…bun. No, wait. I can do this. I have been trained in the blogging arts.

*Reaches zen place* If you have a Wiener dog, you need a hot dog bun bed!

Ha! I knew I could do it, despite the fact that I have only had 3 fingers of whiskey today and one middle finger of vengeance when I sideswiped that little fat guy in a cart in the Walmart parking lot. Real cars have the right of way pal! Anyway, I never got a good look at the guy’s face since my rear view mirror smacked into it.

But I digress. You came here to see fun and weird caca that you can buy. Well, behold the Hot Dog Bun Doggie Bed. All of the condiments are on it already. You just need to supply the Wiener dog. In fact, if you click through, you can see an actual Wiener dog in the bun. Aren’t you lucky? Yes you are! Who’s the lucky little Creepbay reader? You so cute!
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Authentic Ceramic Hot Dog

ceramic hot dogNow this is a tasty decoration. Forget all of your grandmothers porcelain animals and figurines. Ceramic Hot Dogs are where it’s at! You will relish this amazing one of a kind collector’s item and piece of Americana Obese-a-rama.

This ceramic decoration knocks my “Oscar Meyer” out of the “Ball Park”. See what I did there? Hot damn, that is one finely detailed wiener in a bun! Only $34.99 from Ebay. Where else?

Well, I’m off to find some ceramic burgers, chicken nuggets and fries, so I can have an entire ceramic meal on a tray.
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