These Horror Themed PS4 Controllers are perfect for playing scary horror games in the dark. You can choose from 2 Jason Voorhees versions and one that has Leatherface, chucky and Jason. These are custom handmade controllers. Button mashers? Nah man, I play button slashers! Man, I wish I was rocking a PS4. I’m still playing Atari. I’m keeping it old school. Like really really old school. Like my school is torn down due to asbestos old school and all the kids need to be tested and all the parents are suing.
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Friday the 13th Morphing Mug “Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake”
Drink up and raise a toast to serial killers who like to wear hockey masks. This Friday the 13th Morphing Mug says “Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake”. Wow, thanks man, great to be here. Gonna have a fun time. Quick question: That scream I just heard coming from the woods? Is that normal? Just a bird huh? Okay, cool. One more quick question: That Hockey goalie that I just saw chasing a woman through the woods and holding a machete, what’s up with that? Roleplay huh? Well, she must not have been in the mood, cuz she locked herself in that cabin over there and he broke in with that machete. Then screams and silence. I guess you’re right, they probably had make-up sex and are sleeping now. Okay, seems legit. I’ll stay the week.
Horror Movie Magnets Make Your Fridge Frightful
Cryptocurium makes these cool Horror Movie Magnets that will make people scream when they see your fridge. You can buy them all in one set or individually. I would buy the set just so I could have an all-star dream team of psychos. There’s Ghostface from Scream, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Dracula and more. You’ll never be brave enough to raid the fridge again, so it’s a great dieting tool.
Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels
Scare up some fun in your kitchen with these Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels. One has a knife, the other has a machete, but both will dry your dishes nicely. Or your hands. They are 100% cotton and 100% cool. This shop also has Hellraiser and Freddy. They are a great way to creep up your kitchen. You know how I creep up my kitchen? By never cleaning so I have a million cobwebs everywhere. Occasionally I’ll rip one from the corner and use it as creepy cling wrap. True story.
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Funko Horror Classics ReAction Figures
Funko Horror Classics ReAction Figures are the Kenner style horror figures that we should have had way back in the day. That’s okay, cuz now you can collect them. Jason is here, Michael Myers, Freddy, Ghostface, pinhead and more. They are the same size, so you can totally introduce them to your Star Wars figures. I’m gonna have Freddy blow up the Death Star while Jason instructs him in the ways of the Jedi. Then I’m gonna have Pinhead make sweet love to Princess Leia while Jabba watches. Oh yeah.
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