This Vampire Bat Ring covers my need for brass knuckles and bat jewelry in one handy ring. Bat-Knuckles is really what we have here. Mug me? No way! *BAM* Bat to the face! Now what’s up? Come at me bro! It’s about to get all batty up in this bizzelfry! That’s what I’m talking about! Some bat self defense. Okay, so maybe this bat ring wasn’t made for that, but it’s a cool bonus. This ring will cover all your fingers like you are getting a hug from a bat wing.
Tag: jewelry
Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain
This Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain nearly scared my heart out of my ribs! T’was love that put it back in. No, seriously, this is a cool piece of ribby hearty flair. Is that even anatomically accurate? I have no idea. Still, you wear this pendant (Or keychain) and you know exactly where your heart is at all times. Roughly. It’s behind your ribs. Kinda. This reminds me that my heart belongs to the McRib sandwich. But that’s beside the point.
Pretty cool. NOT gonna do a ribbed for your pleasure joke. Not even gonna do it. But it is. You know it and I know it. So feel the pleasure.
Creepy Glowing Alien Visitor Pendant
This Alien Visitor Pendant reminds me of those alien lizards from “V” who pretended to be human with fake skin and stuff. It’s cool, we unmasked them on live TV and exposed them. Go take somebody else’s water and use other humans for food you crazy space geckos. Is it just me or does this guy look pissed off? He’s pretty butt-hurt, which is funny considering all the probing they do to humans. It’s about time you got some of your own.
Also, check out how cool this thing looks when it glows. He’s revealing his natural green color. Of course I guess that could be the afterglow from alien sex.
UFO’s in flight…Afternoon delight!
Unless he’s just green with envy, cuz everybody else is gettin’ some. I feel ya dog. Fist bump me. Sorry, forgot you were just a head. *Hits a knuckle to your forehead.* Intergalactic women. Who needs em? Alien bros before hos am I right? Oh, stop being grumpy. See, this is why the ladies don’t dig ya.
Skeleton X-Ray Cat Necklace
Meow! Meow! Rubs up on your legs, showing off my insides while I put my bony cat-butt in your face. This cool Skeleton X-Ray Cat Necklace shows off the cat’s anatomy so you can get a look at it’s insides. This cat has guts, I’ll give it that. It even has a mouse in there that it just ate. Did someone have yum-yums? Was that you? Who’s the cute kitty with his insides showing? It’s you. Yes it is. *Scratches it under the chin*
BakuForestStudios has several x-ray animal necklaces to choose from. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. I wish I had a cool skeleton cat to pal around with.
Charlotte’s Web Talisman Necklace With Real Spider Web
Check out these Charlotte’s Web Talisman Necklaces With Real Spider Webs. That’s how you get creepy and nasty insects to work for you. Although I asked for my name to be spelled out like three times already and it still looks like a kindergartner with a caffeine addiction. Hell, I could have done that myself and I don’t spin webs out of my butt, but I do wrap up my food in little saran-wrap cocoons super fast using just my front legs. Hey, I dig freshness. That pot roast I cooked last night is fresh as funky beats. It’s gonna stay that way!