She’s an Octo Girl in an Octo world. Lifted up her dress and nearly hurled. Just kidding. I would never lift the dress of an Octo-Girl without her permission. And since I would never get permission, I guess I will never know if the tentacles match the tentacles.
Anyway, this Octo Girl Octopus Necklace is pretty cool. Hello Lady Cthulhu.
This Beetlejuice Head Glass Pendant looks pretty scary. I think it’s based on the cartoon. Like me, this guy features UV reactive hair, teeth,and eyes. I fell into a radioactive container and got superpowers, what’s your excuse? And no, I’m not saying your name three times. Why don’t you say my name three times, huh? That would be a change. It’s always about you isn’t it?
He kinda looks like a radioactive Albert Einstein when he’s all glowing and stuff.
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If you give this Aliens Facehugger Heart Necklace to someone you love, it could lead to a Valentine’s day massacre. Hugs are great and all, but not when they come from alien scum that wants to kill you with hugs to the face. At least this guy here is hugging a heart, but he will gladly trade that to wrap around your heart and squeeze real tight.
Present this with a box of chocolates and she will love you forever. Or at least until her face gets hugged off. What kind of creature evolves to hug face anyway? Suckin’ face? That I understand. every teen evolves into that? But what species says, I want to hug face when I grow up.” Have they seen the faces of most humans. I have and let me tell you, we are f***in hideous. Sure, we have a few lookers, but most of us? Real f***in’ ugly. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Or in the tentacle of your Facehugger. I hope this guy finds an attractive face. Other than mine obviously. I make my living with this face. No, seriously, this one network pays me to stay off TV. YouTube too.
No one better say that my Dragon Head Necklace stinks. It is made from a skunk skull so… Maybe it does. Or did. All good now though! The little stinker. I’m buying one. It will be nice to have a little buddy hanging on my chest. One that I can grab and talk to whenever I want. Make him talk back and nod.
Does a half dragon, half skunk raise it’s tail and pee stinky hot fire when scared? I better check on that.
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Keep your eye on the prize. Or you know, on your finger. This Green Glass Eyeball Ring is all seeing, all knowing, and all eyeball. Now I’m no pupil of style and fashion, but I’ll ask my friend Iris what she thinks. Get it? That was just a cornea little eyeball joke. You know what they say, booty is in the eye of the beholder. No, I didn’t mistype beauty. Booty is what I look at. It’s in my eye most hours of the day and I am the beholder. I have probably even seen your butt and approved.
Anyway, back to the ring. Not like *ding-ding* entering the boxing ring. This eye ring silly. It’s not bloodshot, it’s not yellow. All in all it’s very healthy looking. I say go for it. Though I can’t tell if it smells, so there is a chance they’ll give ya the stink-eye.
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