This My Dead Little Pony Necklace proves that friendship is tragic, not magic. A good Pony name for this one is Rainbow Slash, Pinkie Die, or Flutter-Die. This pony looks like it got struck by lightning. Now it is My Little Skeleton.
I knew this would happen. Pony up that money you bet me. You know who you are. Don’t make me shout about it until I’m horse. I’ll spare you more horse jokes and pony bologna.
Steps into a tiny room full of spikes going every which way. Closes the door and gets into the only safe corner. Clears throat.
“Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.”
Dude materializes with a smile, instantly gets ready to pull his funny/crazy crap, but doesn’t because he instantly is impaled on spikes that he materialized into. And THAT is how you get rid of Beetlejuice. Now you know how to handle that crazy sumb-itch!
Let’s talk rings. Are you the lord of them? I’m J.R.R. Talkin’ to you. If you have more rings than you know what to do with, this Beetlejuice Ring Minder is a stylish way to display them. Once you’ve rid yourself of that Beetlejuice freak of course. Now you know how.
The aliens that crash landed in Roswell New Mexico in 1947 were probably drunk driving. Or texting maybe. Or making sweet love with their fingers like Mr. Spock does. They crashed during a lightning storm. Well, these alien’s misfortune can be your gain. Because you get to own this cool Roswell 1947 Bracelet. The seller says:
The saucer section of this sterling silver bracelet is embedded in a field of many small pieces of metal that have been fused and soldered to the bracelet cuff to simulate earth.
I’m a little bummed at the lack of alien corpses, bongs and beer can debri, but it’s pretty awesome.
This Snakeskin Cuff With Snake Head is perfect if your name is Snake Plisskin or if you are a Cobra Commander. Just leave the head on. Why not? You wear one and I’ll wear one. We can let them slither around our wrists and them slam our wrists together and make them fight until the local ER room has to mend our broken bones.
How’d ya break your wrists?
Uh… We just really suck at high fives. No illegal wrist-snake fights going on here.
Our snake cuffs would be undamaged cuz snakeskin cuffs are snakeskin tough!
Want to wear a real spiderweb? I mean, I already wear them, but that’s only because a blogger seldom moves from their chair.You can wear a real spiderweb with this Real Preserved Spiderweb Pendant. It is genuine silky spider thread from the spider’s poop-sac, preserved in pressed glass and made into a pendant. Hopefully it won’t attract actual spiders who want to live there while you are wearing it.
If your name is Charlotte this is your web. Wear it Charlotte. Wear it.