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Raven Walking People On A Leash

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Raven Walking People On A Leash
Let this be a cautionary tale. Within 100 years it will be the giant ravens, not the robots who will take over. That’s when we will see scenes like this Raven Walking People On A Leash. It will probably carry a bag and scoop to pick up our poop. I don’t know about you, but I plan on leaving huge steaming piles.Hey, we all resist however we can. There’s no right way to win this fight.

If I am well taken care of and fed and petted softly, and given treats, that could go a long way toward distracting these beasts. Doesn’t mean I’m a traitor. So what if I am so well behaved that I’m let out of my cage more often than you? Just doing my part. I guess what I’m saying is that I welcome our new Raven overlords.

Gets in cage right now and waits for the Raven apocalypse. I’m ready for my walkies!
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Carry Your Heart On A Leash

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heart on a leash
I have your heart on a string Creepbay readers? That’s so sweet. And so true. I love you too. Smoochies. Let’s make out. Well, you have my heart on a leash. So take me for walkies, cuz I have to lift my valve and pee out of my aorta. I’m hoping to mark some fire hydrants and I have a few trees that need the bark burnt off of them.

Etsy seller iimio created this freaky walking coronary for a project on “the body clock” while attending Tama Art University’s graduate school. It really walks. There’s a video below to prove it. Apparently they built two so they could race them at what they’re calling the great Pacemaker race. It’s priced at $8,648.65, which is still way cheaper than buying a replacement from a Doctor.

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Skeleton Dog On Leash

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skeleton dog on a leash
This Skeleton Dog On a Leash is man’s best bony friend. Plus, he’s already been dug up from a pet cemetery and cleaned up, so you don’t have to dig all night in the moonlight.

He won’t shed, he won’t poop and he won’t bark. It’s the perfect dog for runway supermodels, since dogs always look like their owners. In this case all bones and thigh gaps everywhere.
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