These LEGO Fast Food Buildings Are Making Me Hungry

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Etsy seller ABSDistributors makes all kinds of cool custom LEGO toys, but the best are these fast food buildings, so your minifigs can go in and eat, get all fat like Americans do. Hey, I’m not knocking it. I’m an American and I’m stuffing my face as I write this, even if it is hard to see the letters on my keyboard thanks to a thick dusting of Cheeto particulate.

They have replica interiors and everything. Once you put your minifigs inside that McDonalds, it will be so realistic that you’ll be complaining about how the kid behind the counter is a dumbass and why is it taking a half hour for one Big Mac and an order of fries anyway? Look, can I speak to your manager? I can’t play with these things. I’m getting way too stressed just thinking about it. WTF! I didn’t order a Sprite! My whole day is ruined now. Why is it so hard to get the order right?

That’s it! I’m dismantling the whole damn thing and putting up an Arbys.
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LEGO Strip Club

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LEGO sets have changed since I was a kid. This custom LEGO strip club has it all for $275. A DJ, a greasy looking Chip N’ Dale looking Male stripper in bow tie and two female strippers with wads of cash everywhere.

What’s next? A LEGO crackhouse? I could never play with this set. I would be too busy throwing tiny plastic money as I twirled that stripper around the pole, then cleaning it up and taking it in the back room to count it up. I would also be spraying windex constantly and wiping everything down. Hey, if I built it, I’m technically the proprietor. Gotta take care of business. You girls get back to work or you’ll be working the Duplo club down the street!
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It’s Your Funeral: 50-Piece Mini Graveyard Kit In Custom Wooden Coffin

graveyard kitSo, you are playing with your LEGO minifigs and LEGO Batman and Robin are fighting LEGO Joker. Suddenly LEGO Joker kills the Boy Wonder. Eventually Batman ends the fight and hauls the Joker off to Arkham Asylum. Sadly, it is time for a visit to the graveyard, so you can have a funeral and bury your sidekick. Alas, LEGO doesn’t make a kit for that.

Fortunately, Etsy seller jpants4sale does and you can get it for just $170. The set comes in it’s own wooden coffin too.
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Awesome Custom LEGO Minifigures From Horror Movies

Lego horror minifigsEbay seller drkade makes all kinds of awesome custom LEGO minifigs. Name a movie or a TV show and he has it. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Breaking Bad. Seriously I think I even saw a LEGO minifig of myself while looking through his store. He got most of the details just right, but admit it dude, you exaggerated the pot belly just a bit. Anyway, some of the coolest customs he has are these minifigs based on Horror characters.

Check out Jack Torrance from “The Shining” above. Then click through to check out some other cool figures, like Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Medusa, Zombies and more.
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