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‘They Live’ Donald Trump Mask

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'They Live' Donald Trump Mask
No matter what you think of Donald Trump and his bid to be president, I think we can all agree that all of these guys are psychopaths, aliens and reptiles. It’s all about the new world order and the illuminati making us slaves and taking over the world. Which reminds me, I need to make a new tin-foil hat tonight, but all I have is Saran-Wrap.

Anyway, this ‘They Live’ Donald Trump Mask exposes one of the corporate elite for what they really are. A formaldehyde faced freak that just wants you to consume, obey, and stay asleep. Well, I’m not sleeping. I’m wide awake. Do you hear me? I’m wide awake and coming for you- Ohhhh! Dancing With The Stars is on. I’m off to make some popcorn!

Crocheted Mermaid Cat

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Crocheted Mermaid Cat
Well you don’t see that everyday. A Mermaid Cat. Or should I say Meow-maid? The kitten of the sea! This Meow-maid is the cat’s whiskers. Too bad Meow-maids won’t help you clean up your house while you’re at work all day. That would be a Meow-Maid worth hiring. Whatevs. I’m down with the Catness. I’ll take two and hang them in an aquarium with some wire, so it looks like they’re swimming.

Darth Minnie Mouse Ears Helmet

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Darth Minnie Mouse Ears
When you combine America’s favorite female mouse with the Galaxy’s most evil tyrant, you unleash an evil sith as we have never seen before. Darth Minnie!

*Emperor’s old gnarled voice* Give in to your hate. Join the dark side. Dig deep into your wallet. Feel the merchandising! Wear the Darth Minnie Mouse Ears Helmet!

Nah, I’m good! But that chick’s super long neck is freaking me out!

Marilyn Manson the Hutt

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manson the hut
Manson The Hutt.
He had a big butt.

Made Leia a slave
in his fat slug cave.

Had him some moobs,
when you were still newbs.

Then put out the hits,
Despite liquid sh*ts.

Immature much? Yes. Yes I am.
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Planet Of The Apes / Frankenstein Sculptures

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planet of the apes head
A planet where 3D Apes evolved from 2d pictures of monsters? In a picture frame? It’s alive! Alive! These apes have evolved from Frankenstein, creating FRANKENZAIUS and APENSTEIN. Clever play on words. You know what else is a clever play on words? FRANKEN-FECES. That’s what they will be flinging when they are forced to war with humans for our resources.

Does no one learn from Mary Shelly? Stop creating these things. Seriously. You’ll kill us all. Except for me. Ape shall not kill ape. Thank God for all this back hair! Wooo-hooo!

Bonus video below.
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