Nicolas Cage Meme iPhone Cases

March 19, 2015June 21, 2015 Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Your iPhone is a powerful device, even if they do keep “upgrading” it every year and giving you the bare minimum in new features for a sweet high price. See, that right there is why I use a flip phone. Well, your crazy expensive phone is about to get even more powerful. Unlock the power of Nicolas Cage and let him hug your phone with his dead unblinking eyes, like the Shakespearean acting sloth that he is. Your smartphone will never be the same.

Choose from Pepperoni Pizza face Cage, Mona Lisa Cage, Illuminati Cage, Our Lord Cage, Astronaut Cage and Renaissance Woman Cage. Get all the Nic Cages. You gotta catch ’em all!
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Katy Perry Teenage Dream Left Shark Painting

February 5, 2015June 21, 2015 Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Ever since the Super Bowl, everyone is talking about Left Shark. The internet is going crazy for this dancing fool. So what? He made some mistakes. So his timing was a little off. At least he didn’t eat anybody. And that’s really hard to do when you’re in a shark suit.

You know he just wanted to take a bite out of Katy Perry. Me too. She looks delicious. She can be my chum anytime. Plus, do you have any idea how hard it is to dance with an erection? You try it. Throws your whole game off and you can’t even adjust your junk with fins. You need man hands for that.

Anyway, now he is a meme. He’s also an awesome piece of artwork. You just do your thing Left Shark. Be the dancing fool that we love.

Find a “groovy” version here and another version here.
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Ice Bucket Challenge Costume

August 24, 2014June 21, 2015 Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

The Ice Bucket Challenge is raising all kinds of crazy money for ALS. Just dump a bucket of ice on your head and donate. You could just donate I guess, but humans are weird. Now you can dress up in the Ice Bucket Challenge costume for Halloween and live the challenge all night long while collecting candy.

Pizza Cat iPhone Case

June 26, 2014June 21, 2015 Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Cats and pizza. These two things fuel the internet. No human can resist either. Now you can have both on one convenient iPhone case for your iPhone 4, iPhone 5 and iPhone 5C. I can haz pizza cat case? Yes, you can. Why is it cute when a cat sticks his head through a slice, but when I stick my head through a whole pie I’m an A-hole?