Display the king of vampires in your home with this Dracula Silver Resin Vampire Head. Perfect for vampire cults and old castles. If you get attacked by a werewolf, you can always melt this down to make silver bullets too. It’s a win/win. I think it might be fun to put a bulb of garlic in that mouth and keep this in the kitchen, cuz it makes it look even more pissed. Yeah, I might have to do that. Best garlic holder ever! Though some might prefer the general custer head to a vampire.
Tag: monster
Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs – Nasty
Want to crush someone between the sharp teeth of a monster? A monster with many eyes? Just put their picture in this Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs and pretend that they are being chewed for all eternity. You know, if that’s your thing. I’m not sure how this beast brushes its teeth. It probably just cleans its teeth with the bones of those in the picture.
Medusa Gorgon Ring – Old Snakehead Herself
Check out my new Medusa Gorgon Ring. *Holds it up to your face* Bam! Turned to stone. Just like the ELO song. I’m turning people into stone wherever I go. You might say I’m getting lots of people hard. Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m just saying that I’m the ultimate drug cuz if I’m nearby, you’re stoned! I love this ring and I would never take it for granite!
Crazy Creepy Creature Pendants
Cosmicdork sells several styles of these Crazy Creepy Creature Pendants. I’m pretty sure this cyclops just wants a kiss. Some are cyclops, some have 3 eyes, others look like various ex wives to me. Pretty scary. But I do want to kiss it. Don’t judge. I’ve been very lonely and a man has needs. Besides you know what they say: One eye, many talents. Or something like that.
Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments – Merry Mutants
What the shizz!? Don’t be putting any of these Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments on my tree this year or Santa’s gonna puke all over the gifts. Like that time everyone found a bottle of Gin, an emptied ashtray and a pile of puke under the tree in 2004, with the train going round and round it all, pulling along a little elf across the filth. Of course I was Santa that year and it didn’t take much after polishing off that bottle and ingesting about the tenth taco. These ornaments raise the puke-o-meter to vomit-con 5.