Familyskiners have done it again. I have no idea how many family members they’ve skinned but whatevs. Look at this crazy Zombie Skull Leather Backpack they created. Kinda looks like a bulldog zombie if ya ask me. You know what they say, when life throws zombies at you you don’t make lemonade, you make a zombie backpack out of their head.
Tag: monster
Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover
Slip this Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover over your journal and then question whether that makes your journal a serial killer or not. I’m still not sure, but I’m watching my journal close. Going undercover as it’s friend to see if I can catch a predator. Hey waz up journal? Slip me some skin. Ewww! Too literal dude. No, I ain’t wearing a wire.
Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap
This Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap gives you one towel for Mrs F and one towel for Mr F. Oh, and you get a cool Frankenstein soap too. Obviously your Mrs. F is gonna complain as soon as you get these dirty and you’ll say, “Isn’t that what they’re for?” Then she’ll smack you and throw them in the washer. Isn’t love great?
Werewolf Transformation Art Print
This Werewolf Transformation Art Print teaches you all about Werewolf transformations, the phases of the moon that affect them, their physiology, and more. It is basically a handy chart to hang on your wall. So the next time you are looking out the window and see some vagrant bent over one of your bushes in your front yard, you can consult this print to learn whether the dude is just popping a squat or turning into a hairy beast. Comes in handy like that.
Alien Xenomorph Plush Toy
Awww. Look at the cute little Alien Xenomorph Plush Toy. Sit. Good boy. Roll over! Good job. Play dead! Why aren’t you doing anything? *Attacks my face.* ARGHHHHHHH! Get off me! Get off me! Fine, I’ll play dead. Damn! Surely this smiling and soft little Xenomorph wouldn’t hurt anyone. Well, aside from what’s left of my face. Seriously, it’s all good. Take this guy off my hands. Please? I have to sleep with one eye open. C’mon guys. Somebody take him. Didn’t even leave enough face for a Facehugger!
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