These Medical Malpractice Pants are a great way to let others know that you are a doctor who likes to drink before some shaky-handed surgery. Or maybe it lets people know that you have been worked on by that dude. Or that you just opened a shop in a dark alley and are taking clients. Practice/Malpractice… It’s all practice. That’s how you get better.
Tag: morbid
Mounted Chupacabra Head
Yep. That’s the guy who sucked the blood from my goat. Sorry officer, when I say it that way it sounds disgusting. Anywho, this Mounted Chupacabra Head is made from pulp and wood. Unlike the real thing, which is made in a government lab by scientists. The jaw is articulated, so you know, it can still suck. And it does. He looks like he’s making the orgasm face, so I’m guessing they shot him while doing the nasty.
Human Skull Fire Logs – Throw Another Head On The Fire
So ya get these Human Skull Fire Logs and you put them in your fireplace or your fire pit and you just crack jokes at ’em while they’re flaming.
Ohhhh, somebody is a little hot-headed I see. I think you have a slight temperature, let me feel your head. Oh yeah, you’re burning up.
It’s all fun and games until your neighbor sees all of the human heads in your fire pit and thinks you’re doing some weird heebie-jeebie stuff. But what are they gonna say? They don’t want their head in the fire next.
Skeleton Pin-Up Calendar – Baby Got Bones
Who’s that sexy chick with the femurs that go on forever? And that pelvis! That gluttonous maximus. Wait, that’s a muscle isn’t it? Whatever. This calendar is like calcium, cuz I just grew a bone if ya know what I’m sayin’. I like big bones and I can not lie… These girls got to many skeletons in the closet though. This Eizo: Pin-up Calendar features x-rays of skeleton pin-ups instead of, you know, pin-ups with their flesh.
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Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature
Mirror mirror on the- What the shuck! This Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature has a special place in my home so we can both be ugly in the mirror at the same time. I take that back. This mirror ain’t big enough for both our ugly. Now step aside before I break that long neck.
It is made with a skunk skull and Python vertebrae. So it is called a Skython. Or a slithering Snunk. On a different note, I don’t think I’m sober yet. Gonna come back and blog in an hour. I still won’t be sober, but I also won’t care. Kisses.