If you’re gonna send me some snail mail, you might as well make it cool, like these Cryptid Mini-Print Postcards. I love getting cryptids in the mail. It makes checking the mail a frightening experience. This collection gives you Yeti, Jersey Devil, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman and the Flatwoods Monster. They have some great art on them. All measure 6″ x 4″.
Tag: odd
Competitive Gravedigging Is A Thing
Who knew that competitive gravedigging was a thing? I had no idea. You know why? Cuz it was buried in the news, See what I did there? Competitive gravedigging. I can dig it. I’m gonna enter next year under the name Sam Spade. He heh. Get it? Spade? Wow, tough room. Time to put this comedy routine to rest. In peace.
This is a documentary on competitive gravedigging that I thought you might like. Dig in.
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Color Changing UFO Mug Shows Cow Abduction
This Color Changing UFO Mug shows a cow abduction in progress when you add hot liquid. It’s a cautionary mug. Especially if you’re a cow. A good reminder to get your eyes off of that smartphone and look up. Cuz you never know when they are coming for you. Like I always say, “Keep your eyes peeled so’s your butt don’t have to heal.” Words to live by. I also say, “Look to the stars, while they’re looking toward Uranus!”
H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box
So this is what happened to H.P. Lovecraft. Do I call it an Octo-Craft? H.P. Love-Tentacles? I have no idea. Enjoy H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box. You can use it as a storage box, a jewelry box, or whatever. However you use it, you are going to scream. And never stop. Scream and run away. I don’t blame you. This thing is nightmare fuel.
Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace
Take a trip to the upside-down and wear this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. Despite the name, it’s not a demo of a Gorgon, but the real thing. It will sit on your chest, and might eat your face. I’m gonna wear it everytime I eat Eggo Waffles, which means I’m never taking it off. On another note, I think I have superpowers, cuz my nose starts bleeding everytime I try to use them. Either that or a brain aneurysm.