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Frank Zappa Has A Panty Quilt

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Frank Zappa Has A Panty Quilt
Panty Quilt. Say it like 5 times. Sounds weird. Anyway, Frank Zappa’s 1981 tour featured a musical sequence called “Panty Rap”. He encouraged women to throw their panties on stage. I also encourage this, except I don’t have a stage. I just ask that you throw them at your computer, tablet or phone. Then tell me about it. Anyway, a lot of women threw their panties on stage. Bras too. So after the tour was over, he commissioned this quilt made of the underwear. Wow. Only real men have panty quilts and Zappa is the manliest of all. I hereby call him the Pantychrist!

Image credit: Flickr user Rian Castillo
via Neatorama

Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet

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Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet
I can’t be the only one who is creeped out by the Praying Mantis. It is just wrong and creepy. Get it away. Get that Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet out of my face. *Sprays raid all over your face* I warned you. You’re gonna wanna put some milk on that. Sorry, I’m all out.

What the hell are they praying for anyway? Even more nightmarish looks? They describe this toy as “Great fun for toddlers and children”. More like “Great fun for the therapists that are gonna get rich cuz your kid is traumatized for life”. And you know why too. F**k Praying Mantises!
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Demonic Goat Born in Argentina Looks Like Krampus

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Demonic Goat Born in Argentina Looks Like Krampus
Something weird is going on with the goats in Argentina. Like this baby goat for instance. It was born sporting a demon face that kind of looks like Krampus. The goat stillborn and scared the bejesus out of observers so much that they called the police to investigate. The police were probably like, “Uhhh. That’s damn ugly. You on your own!” then left.
https://youtu.be/kSoAVo0OJsc
The rest of the body appeared pretty normal, but the face? Fuggin Fugly. I can’t look anymore.
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Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair

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Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair
What. In. The. F*ck! So I saw this today. Can’t unsee it either. I tried washing my eyes out with bleach too. Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it, so I poured bleach in my ears, hoping to burn it from my mind. Still seeing it in my head, but now I also feel woozy. So it’s a fetus. Also a chair. Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair. A fetus of what though? I have no clue. Sit on it, sleep with it, hang out with it all day long if you want. You will have the biggest fetus around.

Fetus! It’s the new futon. He’s very scared of the vacuum for some reason.
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Mesmerizing Alien Pendants

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Mesmerizing Alien Pendants
Themoonbeams makes some really cool and Mesmerizing Alien Pendants. Or as I like to call them, alien abduction badges. Wearing these things is like jumping up and down and saying, “Me! Me! Pick me!” Then they do. They beam you up, then beam you down with a sore pooper and no preperation H.

These pendants do look pretty cool though. So shiny. But I’m not gonna get suckered in. They are pretty hypnotising though. Pretty colors…

*Wakes up on an alien ship.*

Oh f*ck!
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