This Alien Money Clip is all about the Benjamins son. Or in my case Washingtons. I lied. It’s currently holding bills of the Chuck E Cheese and Monopoly variety. Forget your cash register and put that in your sass register. Keep the change! It’s all good though. This clip gets me a free stay at the Ale-E-Inn. Haha. Little play on words there. Yes, my jokes are so bad I have to explain them. Whatevs. Dollar dollar bills y’all! No, really, can I pay by check cuz all I have is like two dollar bills? That’s all I have on me, plus an Amazon dash button for Snickers bars for some reason.
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Sasquatch Metal Bottle Opener – I Want To Believe
Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, Yowie, Skunk Ape, Turd Burglar… Whatever you call him, the elusive hairy mofo is the stuff of legend. And guess what? Legends get bottle openers in their likeness. Like this Sasquatch Metal Bottle Opener. Just put your cap in Bigfoot’s chest and pop that top. Then report the incident and no one will believe you. Because that’s what Bigfoot does. He makes you look like an A-Hole. Thanks a lot you hairy, smelly freak.
Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses
Give me a skull full of the good stuff bartender! This Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses will make every drink macabre. Gin and Tonic? I prefer Gin and Chronic if ya know what I mean. It’s what the doctor ordered. Doctor Feelgood that is. Don’t know much about him, but he operates on that one corner, near that one alley where cops won’t go. Dude keeps me all good. But I digress. These shot glasses are awesome. I pretend they are the skulls of my enemies. And my enemies are hard work and motivation. Line them up with these Sugar Skull Shot Glasses and drink your own skull off.
Religious Statues Transformed Into Day Of The Dead Style
Just cuz it is the day of the dead, that doesn’t mean that the day is all dead. Even if it has been a pretty dead day. Just a deep thought for the day. Anyhow, these Day Of The Dead Style Statues are awesome. They started off as religious statues, but soon lost their religion like REM and got awesome Day of the Dead makeovers! I picture some dude in his studio just looking at all of his statues. He is silent. Then he suddenly shouts, “MAKEOVER!” and gets to work. Consider me dia de los muert-ified.
Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. They are how you get the proper amount of sugar in a sugar skull.
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Scary Skull Cabinet Knob – Bone Decor
Whenever I go into my cabinets, I like to use Skull Cabinet Knobs. Cuz everything I do is badass, including opening my cabinets. I will literally grab that dude by the skull and open the cabinet to get my peanut butter. That’s just how I roll. Accessing your food through a skull is the only way to grab a snack. At least it did look awesome until somebody put googly eyes on mine. Now I’m no longer badass. I just feel like everyone else when I go into the cabinet *sighs*
So now I have to get these bat skull versions. Oh yeah!