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Large Kraken Octopus Plush

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Large Kraken Octopus Plush
Unleash the Kraken. And set him over there on the couch. Dude looks cool. This Large Kraken Octopus Plush is large and in charge. *Puts nerd glasses on.* Technically it’s an Octo-Plush not an Octopus. Etsy seller WowWowGifty has several different styles of huge Kraken available and if you want something different tell them to get Kraken on it right away.

Just set this guy on a barstool or on your couch and wrap his arms around you whenever you feel cold. He’s basically a blanket. Or a scarf for eight people. Or an eight person strangling machine. It’s all about perspective, isn’t it? Check this out: Spin him around on a barstool and you have a tentacled face-slapping machine. So versatile! So stingy and slimy when those suckers hit ya.

Mother Ship UFO Lamp – The Truth Is out There

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Mother Ship UFO Lamp
Everybody hide and cover your rectums! It’s the mothership! Oh wait- Nevermind. It’s just a cool Mother Ship UFO Lamp. Still, cover your rectums, there may be mini proctologists in there. In fact it may be a teaching school for tiny proctologists. Rectum? I barely knew ’em! UFO sculpture lamps make me nervous that’s all. Cool lamp, but I would keep my eye on it so it doesn’t roofie you and bugger your bugleboys.

Scary Monster Pint Glasses

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Scary Monster Pint Glasses
Have a pint with Dracula, or a zombie, or a jack-o-lantern or a skeleton. These Scary Monster Pint Glasses make everything a monster drink! Of course having a pint with dracula means a pint of blood. Your blood. I’m type O myself. As in “Oh sh*t he’s drinking my blood!” These glasses are perfect for Halloween or everyday scares. Beer me Zombie! Let’s get this party started.

Pastel Coffin Necklaces

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Pastel Coffin Necklaces
Don’t mess with me buddy. I wear death around my neck. These Pastel Coffin Necklaces are both cute and creepy. They have a little heart cutaway so you can see the corpse inside, if there was a corpse. A corpse is a corpse, of corpse of corpse. These necklaces go with everything. You can even be buried in it and look great. Any takers? Ant undertakers?

Leather Skull Watch Bands

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Leather Skull Watch Bands
Hey what time is it? Time to get a watch! Haha, very funny. No, it’s time to get one of these cool Leather Skull Watch Bands, so your watch can look all badass and gothic. You can choose from different colors and sizes, but all have those awesome skulls. I feel more badass already. Leather makes you look tough and so do skulls, however my current Mickey Mouse watch does NOT look tough. This look may not work for me.