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My God It’s Full Of Skulls – Gothic Skull Dress

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My God It's Full Of Skulls - Gothic Skull Dress
This Gothic Skull Dress is filled with skulls. And roses. Take it from me, I think you’ll look cute in it. Not that I’ve been watching you or anything. After all of these years, I just know what you like my dear. No need to thank me. Happy anniversary my love.

See, that could be you giving your girl this sweet dress. Someone is getting lucky tonight. Is it me? Am I winning the lottery. Shut up brain, I’m trying to blog here. I think this is called a skater dress cuz if you buy this for her, you are skating right into her heart.

Creepy Raven Skeleton

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Creepy Raven Skeleton
Everyone is raven about this bony raven. Caw! caw! Cuz he’s bones. This Creepy Raven Skeleton just wants to perch somewhere in your home. No pooping all over your stuff. He promises. This guy is gonna look so cool in my creepy library. What? No, it’s not decorated scary per se, I just find fancy book learning to be creepy. Plus having a library makes me look smart. Guard my books skeleton bird and make sure that I never have the urge to learn!

Mens Skull Bracelet

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Mens Skull Bracelet
This Mens Skull Bracelet will make even the daintiest man-wrist look tough and like a biker dude. Now that your wrist looks tough, the rest is up to you. You can start by putting that calculator away and ditching those hipster glasses for a Harley, Poindexter. Man up dude. Or should I say, Skull up? Nah, it’s cool. *Whispers* I still wear pink and lavender friendship bracelets. They were a gift to myself. Mommy says it’s okay to be tender and delicate and that men can cry. *buzz* A bee! ARGH! Run inside. Get away bee. ACK! *Swats at it weakly with my wrist.* It’s in my dress. Somebody help! *Faints.*

Nice Moobs – Freaky Hybrid Experiment Sculpture

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Freaky Hybrid Experiment Sculpture
So this happened. Over on Etsy. Which is what you would expect. This Freaky Hybrid Experiment Sculpture has a weird hybrid creature/freak in a petri dish. More like a pee-tri dish. Am I right? That’s a lot of pee. Just guessing. Dude looks pretty relieved, like he’s been holding it until his mad scientist master says it’s okay and now it’s just ahhhhhhhhhh. Not sure I would have made the bold choice to bathe in it as well, but different strokes for different folks.

Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware – Here Comes The Died

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Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware
Do you take this skeleton to have and to hold in bony arms until decomposition do you part? You do? Good. You may now kiss the corpse bride. You can celebrate your nuptials with this Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware and remember the occasion forever. You can get a whole set of plates, plus the seller has all kinds of other skeleton themed dishware. Now you can have skeletons in the cupboard as well as the closet. This is some awesome “bone” china. Pretty sweet.

Here comes the died! Here comes the died! Da da da da da here comes the died!