Have you been bitten by a Vampire? If so, dry your tears on some tissues from this Dracula Tissue Box Cover. You know what they say.Once bitten twice shy. What the hell does that even mean? That I’m gonna be bashful if another Vampire bites me? Hell no. I’m a little tease. I’m gonna be all batting my eyelashes and flirting. Then when he’s distracted, I’m gonna bite him instead and turn him human, cuz that’ll work. Then when he is holding his neck and saying, “Ow! What the-” I’m gonna knee him in the nuts and run.
Tag: odd
Chupacabra Cookie Cutter
I don’t know about you, but I like to leave some cookies out on the porch for the Chupacabra, along with a glass of milk. No, wait- That’s Santa. Nevermind. I like to run away from the Chupacabra in fear, screaming like a little girl, while pointing my smartphone over my shoulder and trying to snap a pic. When I review the evidence later, I often find that it was just the neighbor’s chihuahua, which is just as scary. Once it was a field mouse. I’m not good with nature. Anyway, this Chupacabra Cookie Cutter allows you to bake and fill your tummy with sugary goat-suckers! De-lish!
Birthday Cat Calendar In Memory Of The Dead
This calendar is for both the living and the dead. It lets you remember deceased family members and friends and pets. It would be pretty depressing if it weren’t for that cute and creepy cat all over it’s pages. Every month, two famous deceased persons are mentioned as an example of how the calendar is meant to be used. On every page there is death… And as mentioned that cute cat. So you get the best of both worlds. That cat laughs at death. It is the creepiest cat calendar around.
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Cool Gothic Bat Mirror
So you’re in the bat cave doing your bat make-up… You need a Bat Mirror. If nothing else, it puts your face between a pair of bat-wings so you know what you look like as a Vampire. If you decide that you look good, go ahead and let a Vampire bite your neck. Plus, you will look good girl! You go with your bad and batty self.
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Intestines Skater Skirt – IBS – Irritable Bowel Skirt
Guts! Do you have the guts to wear this Intestines Skater Skirt? Do you have the intestinal fortitude? Or do you have a cowardly colon? BTW, I have it on good authority that the Cowardly Colon was the original character in the Wizard of Oz, before he was replaced with the cowardly lion. Anyway, this skirt is the ultimate visual representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Well, technically that honor probably belongs to diarrhea, but this is a good one too. IBS. Irritable Bowel Skirt.