Accessorize with some cryptids. These Cryptid Monster Necklaces feature hand drawn images of the world’s most elusive monsters. For when you are in the mood to wear a Chupacabra, Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil or any of the other mythical monsters that roam our world, but remain in the shadows. Pro tip: The Jersey Devil is a guy named Earl who will overcharge you for a used car, with a body in the trunk, but you’ll take it anyway cuz you have to get the hell out of New Jersey.
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Horror B Movie Wine Charms
These Horror B Movie Wine Charms will let you know whose drink is whose. Or is it who’s drink is who’s? Stupid english language. Hey, you’re drinking my drink. Mine was The Blob! Oh, sorry. That explains why it’s filled with Jello. Yeah. Don’t even go near The Attack Of The Giant Leeches drink. That’s just nasty.
Never let them put their lips on your drink again. Germs are the true horror movie. Min your drink, otherwise you will be starring in Attack of the Burning Herpes.
Brass Hellcat Necklace
This Brass Hellcat Necklace is gonna raise all kinds of hell. It’s gonna scratch your furniture up, knock your drink off the table, sneak some catnip and get all fuzzed up, then lay down for 5 hours and start again. Wait, that’s my cat. No, this necklace is just an awesome piece of jewelry that looks ferocious and badass. Here kitty kitty. Stop biting me. Are you getting drunk on my blood again? Bad kitty! Sorry. Again, that was my cat.
Meowzers that is one cool cat. I’d scratch it’s belly if it had one, which is probably a good thing cuz it would just kick at me with it’s paws and rip my hand to shreds. This necklace is so good it will make you catatonic. Which would be a catas-trophy. Which isn’t the good kind of trophy.
Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls
Hey, why not? Give your baby these Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls. That way they can feel nice and secure… Around killers! You should never feel safe and secure around killers. Although they do look soft and cuddly… NO! I will not be drawn in to your- I do feel safer with my blankie. I can’t deny that. Sure, I’ll give these a try. But I might get some weird looks while I’m out in public clutching all of these guys to my chest. Have a look at the shop and see the rest of them.
Oh Hell No: Body Parts Sewn Together Clothing Line
Ed Gein. Remember that name. He is going to be big in the serial killer inspired fashion world. This Body Parts clothing line from Etsy shop KaylaArenafx was inspired by the dude. I ain’t looking him up though. Too scared. Apparently the guy made stuff for reals. Freaky. I prefer it when my clothing doesn’t look back at me. Or have ears.
via Geekologie