This Full Body Pregnant Skeleton Iron On Halloween Costume reminds me of that time at the airport, when I was traveling with my girlfriend. She got the full body X-ray revealing that she was with child and proceeded to her gate to board the plan. I waved and proceeded to the car and went home. Enjoy Hawaii for two honey.
I kid. I kid. I would never leave a woman so suddenly like that. I texted goodbye first.
Holy cheesy Cheetos Batman! This Cheetos Demon Horror Doll eats to live and lives to eat. I guess you really are what you eat. Check out his little Cheeto pocket on his chest. I think I have that same outfit. *Looks down* I’m wearing it now! *Reaches for Cheetos. Om nom nom nom!* It makes sense that a Cheeto demon baby would prefer the Flamin’ Hot flavor! Me too!
*Keeps eating Cheeetos* Oh shizz! My skin is turning orange too. I’m a Cheeto demon nightmare! Wait. Nevermind. My skins been that way for years. It’s coated with the dust of a million snacks. Just like this guy. Hello brotha from anotha cheesy snack motha!
Open up and say ahhh you ugly MFer! Just gonna put my spoon down here. Gonna press it against your tongue all doctor like and check for ugly. Yeah you’re ugly alright. I don’t have a prescription for that, but I can give you some morphine so you forget and remove all of the mirrors in your house. These Gross Monster Spoon Rests are gross and grody and gag me with a spoony.
These Skeleton Door Handles are awesome. Just grab some spine and come on in. It’s perfect for a chiropractors office. If you want customers to turn away the minute they get to the door that is. It must have been back-breaking work to create these. If I pull too hard on these, I’m not responsible for any slipped discs right? If I break these spines while opening the door, am I gonna be charged for breaking (spines) and entering? Okay, cool. I’m coming in.
Frightprops makes Talking Zombie Skull Skins that attach to their talking skulls and transform them into the stuff of nightmares. Check out the video below to see it in action as it talks in a weird accent. Just slip the skin over the skull and you are good to go for scaring the bejesus out of people. Slip me some skin bro! Was that inappropriate and mean to zombies? I have no idea. Fine, don’t slip me some skin. See if I care.
Go ahead and check out the video. Then go ahead and buy one to create zombie life and feel like a God!
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