This Bones Pens Set is a great way to bone up on your penmanship. This set is hip and the joint is jumpin’. Socket to me. Hey, stop watching what I write! Are you spine on me? It’s okay. Cool your pelvis. Are you a chiropractor? If so, I would use these pens. If not, you can still use them and creep your friends out.
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Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set
This Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set will have you out of your skull. Just make sure you get back in it real quick so someone else doesn’t jump in there, cuz that’s some bad skullduggery as well as some bad juju with a double serving of the heebie-jeebies. Hey, let me back in!
It’s a skull vessel filled with skull pens. Wearing coats. Where do they even get coats that long and thin? The dead and tall men’s shop? Those are some fashionable corpses right there. I bet when things get crowded in there they start rolling around against the rim and punching each other. That’s why they all look so shocked.
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Coffin Cork Board
Use this Coffin Cork Board to display the stuff you want to show off and let your stuff rest in peace. Obituaries. That’s what you want to display in this thing. Duh! That or dead bugs if you are one of those nerdy/creepy dead bug collector types. Which I’m not. I mean, they do tend to collect on the floor, in the corner, on my bed… But that’s only cuz I’m lazy and don’t clean. Like ever. God, I’m disgusting!
Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mugs
Are you my poop buddy? I’ll be yours if you’ll be mine. Pinky promise? Gross! Your finger has dukey on it. Anyway, these Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mugs are perfect for you and your poop buddy. Friends. The buddy system. That’s what it’s all about. It’s all about friends helping friends poop. I think. Maybe it’s about two friends slamming their poop filled hands together to activate super powers. No idea. Maybe it’s about one guy being the lookout, while the other guy drops a Cleveland steamer by the side of the highway. If so, I’m a good friend.
The Highway patrol will never get you for doing the doggy squat while I’m on guard. They’ll get you for indecent exposure and kidnapping instead cuz I don’t know you and I’m just glad to be free and all over the local news. It was quite an ordeal. *tears*. He wanted me to drink from his Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mug. *sobs* Wrap that rescue blanket around me. Which camera should I look into? That one? *Crying* I just want to go home now. It was horrible.
Gold Skull Bookends
These Gold Skull Bookends look pretty awesome cuz they’re shiny. Also cuz I just want to put some crazy eyes in those sockets. And I know you have a better book collection than these two books shown here. They look like cool ancient idols. *Stands before them. Wiggles my hands, loosening them up. Gently lifts one skull so my books don’t fall down. I smile and go to put the idol in my satchel. A mechanism clicks somewhere. Rumbling starts. Giant boulder comes down from the ceiling and chases me. I barely make it as I jump through my front door.*
You see why these are awesome? Again! Again!